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Biden just announced that Meghan Markel will be his Vice-Presidential choice!!!!!!
5/12/2020 | me

Posted on 05/12/2020 6:11:19 AM PDT by sodpoodle

OK - so Meghan is a US citizen. She is mixed-race. Has rich in-laws and stupid opinions.

What else?

Add your ideas


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: satire
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Have some fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 posted on 05/12/2020 6:11:20 AM PDT by sodpoodle
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To: sodpoodle

Most of the time I love FRanities but this one, not so much.


2 posted on 05/12/2020 6:12:20 AM PDT by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn...)
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To: sodpoodle

She has nice smellable hair


3 posted on 05/12/2020 6:12:52 AM PDT by antidemoncrat (uff)
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To: sodpoodle

She better keep Archie safe. Joe has a thing for small children.


4 posted on 05/12/2020 6:13:58 AM PDT by EvilCapitalist (Pets are no substitute for children.)
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To: sodpoodle

A joke, yes?


5 posted on 05/12/2020 6:15:48 AM PDT by NorseViking
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To: sodpoodle

she’s not a US citizen anymore

dual citizen claims are bullshT

Text. No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Title_of_Nobility_Clause


6 posted on 05/12/2020 6:16:17 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: sodpoodle

Prince Harry breathes a sigh of relief and contacts Bill Clinton for advice on how to party while the Mrs. is on the campaign trail.


7 posted on 05/12/2020 6:16:27 AM PDT by Yo-Yo ( is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: sodpoodle

Sounds like Biden is in a hurry to bury Obamagate.


8 posted on 05/12/2020 6:16:44 AM PDT by HarleyD
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To: sodpoodle
I was thinking more of some harpie from The View.
9 posted on 05/12/2020 6:17:28 AM PDT by eyedigress (I don't need Navy Commanders freaking out. Weak)
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To: a fool in paradise

Not to pick a nit, but the United States would not have granted said title of nobility.


10 posted on 05/12/2020 6:17:41 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: Rurudyne

accept of any ...Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State


11 posted on 05/12/2020 6:18:47 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: sodpoodle

Nah, it will be Kamala, the screeching bitch. She’s black and female and thus hits the necessary checkmarks, and she will do nothing but say whitey bad. But Joe doesn’t know that the harpy is unlikable because he is a senile old sociopath and therefore doesn’t understand how humans react to things.


12 posted on 05/12/2020 6:19:44 AM PDT by Greetings_Puny_Humans (I mostly come out at night... mostly.)
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To: a fool in paradise

I believe that Slow-Joe, the perv, just may get his “running mate” from a child-trafficking organization.


13 posted on 05/12/2020 6:20:34 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp???)
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To: sodpoodle
You know you want it...


14 posted on 05/12/2020 6:20:52 AM PDT by HangnJudge (The Democratic Party is a Pandering Plutocracy)
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To: EvilCapitalist
Biden_and_WHAT_IS_THAAT
15 posted on 05/12/2020 6:21:03 AM PDT by SkyDancer (~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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To: Rurudyne

She married a royal, she gave up her citizenship.

The queen has since stripped them of some status.


16 posted on 05/12/2020 6:21:54 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: sodpoodle

Perfect choice as she is extraordinarily capable of spending other people’s money. Plus, It would be fun to have the “first bloke” when she is President.


17 posted on 05/12/2020 6:23:05 AM PDT by Allthesaints
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To: sodpoodle

Plugs-Whore ‘20

(works whether he picks Princess Sparkles or Willie Brown’s Sinator mistress)


18 posted on 05/12/2020 6:23:43 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Dear Mr. Kotter, #Epsteindidntkillhimself - Signed, Epstein's Mother)
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To: a fool in paradise

And she was not an official of the United States when she accepted same.


19 posted on 05/12/2020 6:24:21 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: sodpoodle

Does she suck as much as Kamala Harris?


20 posted on 05/12/2020 6:24:38 AM PDT by Drango (1776 = 2020)
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