Biden just announced that Meghan Markel will be his Vice-Presidential choice!!!!!!

5/12/2020 | me

[sodpoodle]

OK - so Meghan is a US citizen. She is mixed-race. Has rich in-laws and stupid opinions.

What else?

Add your ideas

[sodpoodle]

Have some fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[central_va]

Most of the time I love FRanities but this one, not so much.

[antidemoncrat]

She has nice smellable hair

[EvilCapitalist]

She better keep Archie safe. Joe has a thing for small children.

[NorseViking]

A joke, yes?

[a fool in paradise]

she’s not a US citizen anymore

dual citizen claims are bullshT

Text. No Title of Nobility shall be granted by the United States: And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Title_of_Nobility_Clause

[Yo-Yo]

Prince Harry breathes a sigh of relief and contacts Bill Clinton for advice on how to party while the Mrs. is on the campaign trail.

[HarleyD]

Sounds like Biden is in a hurry to bury Obamagate.

[eyedigress]

I was thinking more of some harpie from The View.

[Rurudyne]

Not to pick a nit, but the United States would not have granted said title of nobility.

[a fool in paradise]

accept of any ...Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

Nah, it will be Kamala, the screeching bitch. She’s black and female and thus hits the necessary checkmarks, and she will do nothing but say whitey bad. But Joe doesn’t know that the harpy is unlikable because he is a senile old sociopath and therefore doesn’t understand how humans react to things.

[hal ogen]

I believe that Slow-Joe, the perv, just may get his “running mate” from a child-trafficking organization.

[HangnJudge]

You know you want it...

[SkyDancer]

[a fool in paradise]

She married a royal, she gave up her citizenship.

The queen has since stripped them of some status.

[Allthesaints]

Perfect choice as she is extraordinarily capable of spending other people’s money. Plus, It would be fun to have the “first bloke” when she is President.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Plugs-Whore ‘20

(works whether he picks Princess Sparkles or Willie Brown’s Sinator mistress)

[Rurudyne]

And she was not an official of the United States when she accepted same.

[Drango]

Does she suck as much as Kamala Harris?