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Well, Matchbox cars were made in England before 1982, where they drive on the WRONG side of the road. (Apologies to our FRiends across the pond and Down Under🙄😀😀)
1 posted on 03/25/2020 12:49:54 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
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To: Impala64ssa; Elsie

I like.


2 posted on 03/25/2020 12:52:24 PM PDT by fproy2222 (Keep Families Great)
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To: Impala64ssa

Thanks - laughed out loud reading this.


3 posted on 03/25/2020 12:53:33 PM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Posting from deep within enemy territory - San Jose, CA)
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To: Impala64ssa
Stepping on a Lego is no joke.😨
4 posted on 03/25/2020 12:55:21 PM PDT by READINABLUESTATE
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To: Impala64ssa

Too bad he stepped on a Lego.

Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them
https://babylonbee.com/news/lego-introduces-new-sharper-bricks-that-instantly-kill-you-when-you-step-on-them/


5 posted on 03/25/2020 12:55:43 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: Impala64ssa
The man attempted to reroute himself around the accident but immediately stepped on a Lego.

Lego Introduces New Sharper Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them

7 posted on 03/25/2020 12:56:23 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Leave it to me to be holdin' the matches when the fire truck shows up & there's nobody else to blame)
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To: Impala64ssa

“nasty 10-Matchbox-car pileup”

me and my brother used to have that happen all the time when we were kids playing in the sand under the beach house, especially when the “pileups” were caused by lighting firecrackers under the little suckers ... by brother still has the full collection, but they’re pretty damn beat up,what with all of those firecrackers and such ...


8 posted on 03/25/2020 12:56:43 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: Impala64ssa
Oh, the huge manatee!..............
9 posted on 03/25/2020 12:57:52 PM PDT by Red Badger (If people were to God like dogs are to people, the world would be a really great place..............)
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To: Impala64ssa
I'm from an older generation it was Dinky Toys for us.
12 posted on 03/25/2020 1:09:34 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Impala64ssa

16 posted on 03/25/2020 1:32:39 PM PDT by Veggie Todd (Voltaire: "Religion began when the first scoundrel met the first fool".)
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To: Impala64ssa

I hope there were no fatalities!


17 posted on 03/25/2020 1:34:08 PM PDT by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Hilarious. I was always a “Hot Wheels” man, myself.


20 posted on 03/25/2020 1:57:33 PM PDT by Freedom_Is_Not_Free (What profits a man if he gains the world but loses his soul?)
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To: Impala64ssa

For unfortunate injury, forget cars & LEGOs ... it’s LAWN DARTS!


24 posted on 03/25/2020 3:27:41 PM PDT by Coffee... Black... No Sugar (No tagline provided...)
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To: Impala64ssa

Where did they bury the survivors?


25 posted on 03/25/2020 3:41:18 PM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is The I read in the papers.)
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To: Impala64ssa
👍
26 posted on 03/25/2020 3:44:35 PM PDT by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord fr everything y have. Don't ? wait do it today.)
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To: Impala64ssa

Obviously he’s having an affair. His girlfriend climbed through the upstairs bedroom window and he staged this totally fake Matchbox pileup to keep his wife downstairs.


29 posted on 03/25/2020 6:52:51 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Trump (859); Slow Joe (527); Commie (476); Fake Indian (48); Drunken Weld (1))
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