Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

[moose07]

Face does have exquisite taste in FR threads.

[HKMk23]

Yep, they did.

Worst case of ZACKLIES on record at that facility.

[null and void]

Nully... Are the politicians in your area remaining calm ???

Our democrat Gov Sisolak essentially shut down the whole state for 30 days on 3/18 at 00:01.

Casinos closed. Schools closed. Theaters closed. Bars closed. Restaurants curbside, pick up or delivery only. Churches, find a way to deliver spiritual sustenance without personal attendance. Funerals, minimal number of attendees. All nonessential businesses closed. Unemployment, apply on line. Food banks, boxed food and gloves. Utility disconnects, suspended. Eviction proceedings, suspended.

(Didn’t hear anything about the brothels though...)

I don't think that's panic.

I think it's a deliberate, calculated move to hurt the entire state of Nevada in hopes of damaging the bad orange man.

[null and void]

Grocery stores on limited hours. My local one went from 24/7 to 8 AM to 8 PM, with a 7 am opening on Mon, Wed, Fri for old farts and high risk customers.

Pharmacies are allowed to stay open, how nice.

Gas stations and truck stops are permitted to stay open. I think truckers might be allowed to sit down to eat...

[Impy]

I found out a young “lady” did it on airplane toilet seat.

https://twitter.com/realavalouiise/status/1238915362470625292

She thinks she’s protected because she’s on PREP. (Joke?)

https://twitter.com/realavalouiise/status/1239932350148067331

[Impy]

https://twitter.com/realavalouiise/status/1241749532788101125

Wonderful girl

Supposedly a rich gentleman pays for her company

[absalom01]

People are living down to my expectations.

[TigersEye]

What a brick-head!
The question isn’t whether he tested positive it’s how many diseases is he now positive for?

I still expect his tongue to be a carpet of HPV warts down the road.

[TigersEye]

Licking ice cream in stores too? This kid needs a serious limb-breaking beat down.

[Darksheare]

“Break him on the wheel.”

[TigersEye]

LOL

I’m not cruel but this jerk needs a reason to rethink his actions.

[AuH2ORepublican]

His name is “Gay Shawn”? Maybe licking toilets is not in the top three most disgusting things that he’s done with his tongue.

[Lazamataz]

What doesn’t kill you, will make you stronger.

Except bears. Bears will effing kill you.

[TigersEye]

This kid should lick a bear.

[Darksheare]

I’m cruel.
Or so truckers and trucking dispatchers tell me.
Apparently, telling someone that receiving is not open is cruel and rude.
So... Bring out the wheel.
;-)

[Darksheare]

I’d pay money to watch a Lassie episode where this guy is “timmy” who Lassie leads to a bear that he then licks.
Enraged at this affrontery, the bear begins wiping his face from his look as Lassie brags to the “parents” about finally destroying “Timmy”.

[TigersEye]

Since Thunder Dome is temporarily closed, due to social distancing rules, the Wheel it must be!

[Darksheare]

Our luck, with budget cuts we receive a tricycle wheel.

[NicknamedBob]

"What doesn’t kill you, will make you stronger."

Except bears. Bears will effing kill you.

What doesn't kill you will make you stronger. What does kill you will make you food for something else.

[Darksheare]

Unless it is a picky eater with weird food habits and preferences.