Posted on 03/15/2020 7:09:52 PM PDT by EdnaMode
"All I wanna do is have some fun," sang Sheryl Crow once, but it appears her desires have since changed. Now all she wants to do is limit the use of toilet paper to one sheet per visit.
The singer made her declaration in an article for the Huffington Post to help promote her Stop Global Warming College Tour, an 11-date tour explaining the perils of global warming to Americans. Accompanied by Laurie David, activist and wife of comedian Larry David, the pair have been criss-crossing the country in a biodiesel-powered bus spreading the word on the bathroom hygiene of the future.
According to Crow's new strictures, the average person should use "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
(Excerpt) Read more at theguardian.com ...
She’s a commie idiot.
If she means what she says, maybe she’ll do a cover of “Sticky Fingers.”
Gross
One of the most annoying songs ever is whatever she sings about “the sun.” Remarkably terrible song played endlessly in places such as supermarkets.
That was a throw-away comment by Sheryl, that most have never forgotten. In fact, I had never heard of her until that remark. Later, I heard about Sheryl as being the girlfriend of that famous biker who appeared on Oprah’s show and confessed to cheating in bike races.
Actually after that stupid comment am glad it all sold out.
A nice warm cloth works great.
Is that one or two ply?
Armstrong said something to the effect that his bike's saddle had less miles riden than Crow's saddle.
Quite clear why Lance Armstrong dumped her.
Uncle Sam had a procedure for using a single sheet.
Quarter the sheet and carefully tear off the inside corner.
This will make a sheet with finger sizes hole in the center.
Carefully save the tear-out, for later use.
Place finger through the hole.
Use finger to clean.
Clean finger with the sheet.
Clean fingernail with tear-out.
to be fair- she later stated it was a joke- and she thought the ensuing reactions was funny-
But you can use both sides.
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