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To: Singermom
Nah, Mom, if you're gonna roll with it, go big. A nice hot shower with one of those showerheads on a hose. And since we're having a goof, feed it with one of those Endless Hot Water tanks. It'll buff your buns clean as a whistle.


12 posted on 03/15/2020 7:34:22 PM PDT by Viking2002
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To: Viking2002

Uncle Sam had a procedure for using a single sheet.

Quarter the sheet and carefully tear off the inside corner.

This will make a sheet with finger sizes hole in the center.

Carefully save the tear-out, for later use.

Place finger through the hole.
Use finger to clean.
Clean finger with the sheet.

Clean fingernail with tear-out.


14 posted on 03/15/2020 8:35:16 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
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