if you are desparate there is something called chicken in a can that is the whole chicken. this girl bought it for $27 on the internet...and it looks disgusting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj_BNCDECIA
I’ve pressure canned meats and they all come out looking like something preserved in formaldehyde in a science lab.
That is.
I bought some chicken today that I am going to cut up into chunks and pressure can, and I guarantee, it is NOT going to be that disgusting.
Not that salty and no bones to spit out.