The Shocking Difference Between Pentecostal Pastors and ‘Mainline’ Pastors

Townhall.com ^ | February 24, 2020 | Michael Brown

[Elsie]

Remember, I also had a catholic trained mind at one time.

Then you are STILL a Catholic!

(I know it's true; for I've read about it on FR!!)

[Elsie]

Hmm...that's interesting, I had not heard of that before. What is the source?

Now now.

Some folks get all anxious when asked for a source.

[Elsie]

1Jn 1:8  If we say that we have no sin, except for Mary; Mother of GOD; we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. 
1Jn 1:9  If we confess our sins, except for Mary; Mother of GOD; he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. 

 

 

UCV

[Elsie]

I am "saved" in the permanent, changelesss, definitive sense..

I guess Catechism 1030 was written AFTER all of our Catholic FRiends took the classes.

[ealgeone]

"If we make it our habit to confess our sins, in his faithful righteousness he forgives us for those sins and cleanses us from all unrighteousness." 1 John 1:9

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What translation is that??

Is that one that is "approved" for Roman Catholics to use?

[ealgeone]

But does it have free, high speed WIFI?

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You're killing me with these! LOL! A good one.

[Elsie]

Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day. -John 6:54

[Elsie]

Whoso eateth my flesh, and drinketh my blood, hath eternal life; and I will raise him up at the last day. -John 6:54

Well lookee there: ASSURANCE!!

[Elsie]

“Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life. John 5:24

Well lookee there: Even MORE ASSURANCE!!

[Mark17]

My Mormon FRiends try to convince me that before we are born on earth; we are spirits in heaven; too.

Really? I must have slept through that class, just like I slept through catechism class. If I was a Mormon, which there isn’t a snow ball’s chance in purgatory that I will ever be, my first name would be Jack. 😁 Then again, I guess I was a lousy catholic too, since I didn’t hardly pay attention in catechism class. I was too busy flirting with the girls. 👍 Evidently some of them must not have been paying attention to the nuns either, since they were flirting back. 😆

[Mark17]

Then you are STILL a Catholic!

(I know it's true; for I've read about it on FR!!)

It’s about as true as the doctrine of purgatory. 😁 Actually, I don’t think the Catholics believe it either, or they would let me post on catholic caucus threads. 😀

[Mark17]

But does it have free, high speed WIFI?

I don’t know if Limbo had it, but I don’t know if Limbo exists anymore. The Catholics might have legislated it out of existence, since I left the church. Purgatory, on the other hand, is different. The inmates of Purgatory, are too busy dodging the torturous flames 🔥 to care about high speed WiFi. They are too busy getting purified to worry about it.
I wonder, if sometimes people die, wake up in what they think is Purgatory, only to quickly figure out that it isn’t Purgatory, but, well, you know, the “other place?”

[Iscool]

I wonder, if sometimes people die, wake up in what they think is Purgatory, only to quickly figure out that it isn’t Purgatory, but, well, you know, the “other place?”

Hell is the only place in the bible where people feeling the heat of a fire is mentioned...

But then again, who believes the bible anyway???

But I agree with you and the bible...If after you die and things start getting a little too warm, it ain't purgatory you're locked up in and no amount of praying or bribing is going to get you out...

[MHGinTN]

I will not make that mistake again. I can cast somewhere else.

[MHGinTN]

Bye Larry

[MHGinTN]

How very insulting. I thought better of you, before.

[Elsie]

You b hafway to da NUMBER!

[Elsie]

Caught you on a bad day; eh?

With no Mormons and very few Catholics; whom else shall I fuss with?

[metmom]

From the church that never changes, eh?

[Mark17]

Yep