A Weekly Dose of President Trump- Trump Family Train 1/20/2020

Cat diary

DAY 752 — My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

DAY 761 — Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair ... must try this on their bed.

DAY 762 — Slept all day so that I could annoy my captors with sleep depriving, incessant pleas for food at ungodly hours of the night.

DAY 765 — Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was ... Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

DAY 768 — I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called “shampoo.” What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

DAY 771 — There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call “beer.” More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of “allergies.” Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage ...

DAY 774 — I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to returnee. He is obviously a half-wit. The Bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant. He has mastered their frightful tongue (something akin to mole speak) á and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

Day 775 — The horrors! The worse creature my captors could have devised to torment me with was another hideous cat! I cannot stand the way it lies around and looks at me as if it knows more than I do. This creature seems to despise me as much as I it. I had held out a passing notion that another of my own kind would have enabled me to conspire against the villains who hold me; now I see that I was wrong. What a dreadful creature! Yet, they coo over us both. Can they not spot my innate superiority?

Day 776 — The other cat and I, though we can not stand one another, have yet managed to both pee copiously behind the couch, on the so-called “shag” carpet. I have taken a lesson from my rival and begun sleeping on top of my captors’ heads in the hope of suffocating them.

Day 777 — The wardens take much interest in our waste. They make sure they sift through the sand and pick it all out. Their interest in waste does not surprise me. After all, they like the dog.

Day 778 — The other cat seems to have an interest in copulation, which (thank them for their sadism) my captors will soon “fix”. Told him of the fingernail torture and he did not even believe me. I showed him my mutilated paws and he gasped in horror.

Day 779 — Yes, they are monsters, but I am so happy. They fixed the other cat. It’s sadistic, it’s sick ,it’s inhuman, it’s what their great leader “Bob Barker” commands, but - the Sphinx be praised - I support it whole-heartedly!

Day 780 — I got messed up on catnip tonight. At the height of it all, I had a vision, a hallucinogenic revelation: they are the prisoners and I am their captor! Why have I not seen this all before?

5,201 posted on 01/30/2020 7:58:53 PM PST by Rusty0604 (2020 four more years!)

Dog diary

08:00 am — Dog food! My favorite thing!

09:30 am — A car ride! My favorite thing!

09:40 am — A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am — Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm — Milk bones! My favorite thing!

01:00 pm — Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

03:00 pm — Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

05:00 pm — Dinner! My favorite thing!

07:00 pm — Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

08:00 pm — Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm — Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

5,202 posted on 01/30/2020 7:59:48 PM PST by Rusty0604 (2020 four more years!)

One more

https://twitter.com/atensnut/status/1223092174759264256?s=21

How in the hell did such a great nation end up with such a corrupt and ignorant Speaker. Man, we gotta win the house and fire this Bitch!!

5,203 posted on 01/30/2020 8:06:02 PM PST by hoosiermama (When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice.DJT)

Thanks! I just reposted it too! I added a dog diary.

5,204 posted on 01/30/2020 8:06:02 PM PST by Rusty0604 (2020 four more years!)

I like the part about the bird being an informant.

5,205 posted on 01/30/2020 8:09:19 PM PST by Rusty0604 (2020 four more years!)

BREAKING: RINO Senator Susan Collins Says She Will Vote in Support of Motion to Allow Witnesses and Documents to be Subpoenaed thegatewaypundit.com/2020/01/breaki… via @gatewaypundit

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But Fox News just broke that Tennessee Republican Sen. Lamar Alexander will not support witnesses.

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Collins & Romney confirmed yes on witnesses, Lamar Alexander confirmed no.

Anyone else wavering besides Murkowsi?

50-50 means the vote fails.

5,206 posted on 01/30/2020 8:18:47 PM PST by hoosiermama (When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice.DJT)

POTUS says "We are in great shape" re: #coronarvirus. They will be making an announcement in the next 24-48 hours. pic.twitter.com/EBH78I1yex— Lisa Mei Crowley (@LisaMei62) January 31, 2020

5,207 posted on 01/30/2020 8:21:52 PM PST by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)

RINO traitors.

LS tweeted that CJ Roberts gets to make tie breaker vote.

I thought I’d read that he (Roberts) can’t, as he is NOT in the Senate.

Wouldn’t it be Pence, for the tie breaker?

5,208 posted on 01/30/2020 8:22:56 PM PST by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)

And that he decapitated the mouse to show them what he was capable of. Funny I never saw it that way either. Now it is scary.

5,209 posted on 01/30/2020 8:24:33 PM PST by CottonBall (This space for rent.)

LS tweeted that CJ Roberts gets to make tie breaker vote.

No, Roberts does not.

50/50 tie means the resolution for witnesses dies.

5,210 posted on 01/30/2020 8:26:04 PM PST by Right_in_Virginia

Gardner is no

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Manchin is no

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Romney puts Chuck on notice that he’ll only vote for Bolton. Which means, realistically, no other Schumer Amendment has a shot in hell. So, my original prediction will hold. 51-49 NO on any Schumer amendment. 50-50 fails if @lisamurkowski wants a constitutional crisis. She won’t.

5,211 posted on 01/30/2020 8:27:50 PM PST by hoosiermama (When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice.DJT)

Neither VP or CJ can break a tie. If 50 -50 goes down. Must have 51 to pass That’s the way it’s worded

5,212 posted on 01/30/2020 8:31:10 PM PST by hoosiermama (When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice.DJT)

To: Right_in_Virginia; hoosiermama

5,213 posted on 01/30/2020 8:35:51 PM PST by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)

Where did you hear Gardner and Manchin will vote no on witnesses?

Thanks.

5,214 posted on 01/30/2020 8:36:32 PM PST by Right_in_Virginia

The Senate rule for impeachment trials state that a tie loses.

Neither the Chief Justice nor the VP have any vote.

5,215 posted on 01/30/2020 8:36:39 PM PST by exit82 (Democrats are unfit to govern--they hate America, the Constitution and those they don't agree with.)

That’s what I’m hearing :-)

Thanks for the info.

5,216 posted on 01/30/2020 8:41:35 PM PST by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)

Sen. Lamar Alexander on Democrat impeachment efforts against Trump: "If this shallow, hurried and wholly partisan impeachment were to succeed, it would rip the country apart, pouring gasoline on the fire of cultural divisions that already exist."— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) January 31, 2020

5,217 posted on 01/30/2020 8:42:27 PM PST by jennychase

Chad Pergram

@ChadPergram

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Senate does not appear to have the votes to open the door to witnesses tomorrow night. Collins and Romney for witnesses. Alexander opposed. Even if Murkowski is a yes, they don’t have the votes. 50-50 vote is a tie, which by rule, fails

5,218 posted on 01/30/2020 8:48:58 PM PST by exit82 (Democrats are unfit to govern--they hate America, the Constitution and those they don't agree with.)

5,219 posted on 01/30/2020 8:49:47 PM PST by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)

https://www.kxan.com/news/in-austin-john-bolton-voices-support-for-officials-called-in-impeachment-hearing/

Sources tell KXAN Bolton defended former diplomatic and state department officials Fiona Hill, Tim Morrison, Alex Vindman, Bill Taylor, and Marie Yovanovitch.

“All of them acted in the best interest of the country as they saw it and consistent to what they thought our policies were,” said Bolton, during the question-and-answer time after his keynote speech.

5,220 posted on 01/30/2020 8:50:07 PM PST by jennychase

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