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North Carolina Couple cooking pizza accidentally chars snake
NY Post ^ | January 1, 2020 | Kenneth Garger

Posted on 01/01/2020 10:28:39 PM PST by EinNYC

A North Carolina couple cooking a frozen pizza Monday inadvertently charred a snake that somehow found its way inside the oven, a report said.

Amber Helm and her husband, Robert Helm, found the “crispy critter” 10 minutes into cooking their dinner when they noticed a foul smell emanating from the stove at their Wake Forest home, according to The News & Observer.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


TOPICS: Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: amberhelm; cooking; cuisine; northcarolina; roberthelm; snake; tasteslikechicken
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To: SunkenCiv

Well done.


21 posted on 01/01/2020 11:51:22 PM PST by Bethaneidh
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To: njslim

Yum


22 posted on 01/01/2020 11:52:15 PM PST by Bethaneidh
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To: EinNYC

Big payday coming.

They will figure out that the ONLY way a snake got in the oven was it came frozen with the pizza.

Just the way they planned it.


23 posted on 01/01/2020 11:58:54 PM PST by xrmusn (6/98"HRC is the Grandmother that lures Hansel & Gretel to the pot")
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To: Impala64ssa

Tastes like chicken!


24 posted on 01/02/2020 1:50:36 AM PST by Paul R. (The Lib / Socialist goal: Total control of nothing left worth controlling.)
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To: EinNYC

Poor snake.. he was just looking for a warm place to go.


25 posted on 01/02/2020 1:55:53 AM PST by ScottinVA (Out of Virginia in 2021.)
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To: EinNYC

My gosh...Burnt-ese Python. Funny...


26 posted on 01/02/2020 2:34:37 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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To: CondoleezzaProtege
At least it wasn’t alive

Yeah. Have one slither up out of the crapper when you are sitting on it (no turd jokes please).

Now, that is a close encounter......

27 posted on 01/02/2020 2:57:09 AM PST by eartick (Stupidity is expecting the government that broke itself to go out and fix itself. Texan for TEXIT!)
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To: SunkenCiv

You call it, heads or tails


28 posted on 01/02/2020 2:58:27 AM PST by eartick (Stupidity is expecting the government that broke itself to go out and fix itself. Texan for TEXIT!)
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To: EinNYC

must’ve been a bear gryll pizza...


29 posted on 01/02/2020 3:07:16 AM PST by heavy metal (relax everyone those aren't earthquakes, just the reverberations of three years of stompy feet)
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To: njslim

“back in college was a piazza place that had all sort of exotic toppings alligator, shark, rattlesnake”

Still a place here that serves those. It’s called Pie Works.


30 posted on 01/02/2020 3:55:09 AM PST by Zack Attack
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To: Paul R.

It does taste like chicken - a little stringier but white and resembles chicken too - rattlesnakes do any way...


31 posted on 01/02/2020 4:19:00 AM PST by trebb (Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
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To: EinNYC

this is considered news?

the 24 hour news cycle has dumbed us WAY down/


32 posted on 01/02/2020 4:48:06 AM PST by Chickensoup (Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
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To: EinNYC

So, did they eat the “crispy critter”?


33 posted on 01/02/2020 4:50:04 AM PST by graciebraswell (are snakes yummy)
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To: mabarker1

:’(


34 posted on 01/02/2020 5:42:32 AM PST by Salamander (Living On The Ledge....)
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To: eartick
Coachwhips are probably too chewy to use in a pizza.

35 posted on 01/02/2020 7:19:50 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: EinNYC
"Aw, man, the Doobie Brothers broke up!"
(the joys of free association)

36 posted on 01/02/2020 7:23:57 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: Rebelbase
I'm certain we were all wondering if they're sure it wasn't a legless lizard, instead of a snake, which is a reptile.

37 posted on 01/02/2020 7:26:43 AM PST by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: EinNYC

This is just commentary on how little these people made home cooked food. If yo don’t realize the snake has taken up residence in the oven, you ain’t making a lot of cakes.


38 posted on 01/02/2020 7:30:31 AM PST by Vermont Lt
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To: mabarker1; Salamander

I saw a jacket like this once.

https://www.facebook.com/355077465827/photos/a.10150095415170828/355087945827/?type=3&theater


39 posted on 01/02/2020 7:42:22 AM PST by DUMBGRUNT
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To: Chickensoup

You think it was too much of a garter variety story to be news?


40 posted on 01/02/2020 8:31:22 AM PST by Calvin Locke
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