Keeping the house cool this time of year, will hopefully make me safe?
1 posted on
10/31/2019 2:08:55 PM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
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To: DUMBGRUNT
8 foot Reticulated Python MORE than enough to kill you if it wrapped around your neck.
To: DUMBGRUNT
Snake doing what snake does...snake’s fault.
3 posted on
10/31/2019 2:11:30 PM PDT by
choctaw man
(Good ole Andrew Jackson, or You're the Reason God Made Oklahoma...)
To: DUMBGRUNT
One snake took the news of a rent increase badly...
5 posted on
10/31/2019 2:13:07 PM PDT by
LeoTDB69
To: DUMBGRUNT
I’m guessing she didn’t date much.
6 posted on
10/31/2019 2:14:53 PM PDT by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Did anyone catch the story in the article? The house belongs to the county sheriff who found the woman. And it said the woman would visit there once or twice a week.
Seems to be more to the story...
To: DUMBGRUNT
Police said Hurst’s cause of death would be determined during an autopsy that’s been scheduled for Friday.
Here we have a dead woman. With an eight foot python around her neck. And they need an autopsy?
To: DUMBGRUNT
She do the tube snake boogie
Well now, boogie, little baby
Boogie-woogie all night long
To: DUMBGRUNT
Aw, little pooky give Mommy a big hug!
No, ugh, gag, gasp, not that big!
To: DUMBGRUNT
Police said Hurst’s cause of death would be determined during an autopsy that’s been scheduled for Friday, after they get the feeding snake off her neck, unharmed!
14 posted on
10/31/2019 2:18:19 PM PDT by
Grampa Dave
(The line that separated satire, Democrats and Stupidity has vanished. (Thanks to jonascord)!)
To: DUMBGRUNT
“You knew I was a snake when you invited me in.”
16 posted on
10/31/2019 2:20:10 PM PDT by
polymuser
(It's discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit. Noel Coward)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Who wants to enter this in the Darwin Awards?
20 posted on
10/31/2019 2:24:50 PM PDT by
Digger
To: DUMBGRUNT
Perhaps off-topic, but Gary Larson, the cartoonist, was a comic genius.
21 posted on
10/31/2019 2:25:46 PM PDT by
SpaceBar
To: DUMBGRUNT; Salamander
Ping to our resident snake expert!
28 posted on
10/31/2019 2:37:22 PM PDT by
21twelve
(!)
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31 posted on
10/31/2019 2:44:22 PM PDT by
fatima
(Free Hugs Today :))
To: DUMBGRUNT
cause of death
bad life choice
To: DUMBGRUNT
The snake was ‘planted’ around her neck. Somebody else did it and the snake was a convenient excuse, which will not be able to defend itself against alleged crime.
36 posted on
10/31/2019 2:50:37 PM PDT by
adorno
To: DUMBGRUNT
On her way to work one morning
Down the path alongside the lake
A tender-hearted woman saw a poor half-frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
“Oh well,” she cried, “I’ll take you in and I’ll take care of you”
“Take me in oh tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in oh tender woman,” sighed the snake
She wrapped him up all cozy in a curvature of silk
And then laid him by the fireside with some honey and some milk.
40 posted on
10/31/2019 3:01:23 PM PDT by
jonrick46
(Cultural Marxism is the cult of the Left waiting for the Mothership.)
To: DUMBGRUNT
Umm, possibly Epstein-agulated?
41 posted on
10/31/2019 3:10:29 PM PDT by
Perseverando
(Liberals, Progressives, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies, DemoKKKrats: It's a Godlessness disorder.)
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Sheriff jealous of snake?
43 posted on
10/31/2019 3:19:14 PM PDT by
G Larry
(There is no great virtue in bargaining with the Devil)
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She would have been better off wearing a garter snake around her thigh.
54 posted on
10/31/2019 4:14:52 PM PDT by
Redcitizen
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