Posted on 09/26/2019 5:52:18 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
ANTIFA, the military army of the Democratic Party, has determined that it has a public image problem.
Grand Master, Fredo Cuomo determined through surveys that the ANTIFA uniform is viewed negatively by the general public. The black uniform with the balaclava head covering reminds the public of ISIS Jihadis, third world dictator police, and Bloomberg private security.
Fredo has recommended the change to a white robe and hood. Fredo reasons that white is viewed more favorably than black. Official robes and hoods, with the official Democratic ass emblem, may be purchased directly from the DNC.
Since many ANTIFA members do not have meaningful employment and may not be able to afford the new uniform, they may be made locally from materials obtained from their own basement accommodations provided they obtain a waiver and purchase the official emblems from the DNC.
White hoodies in da ‘hood!
Being “anti fascist”, they should wear upside down swastikas as emblems.
Dude, that rocks!
Nice! Did you make this up yourself?
Yep. Inspired by Babylon Bee. :}
Klantifa: Black Masks are the New White Hoods.
https://twitter.com/Luvenalis1/status/1165510154399473665
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