Posted on 09/06/2019 1:39:56 PM PDT by gattaca
U.S.—Well, this is embarrassing. As Joe Biden was answering a question during CNN's 742-hour town hall on climate change last night, his head fell off, casting doubt on his ability to lead the country effectively at his age.
The presidential candidate began responding to the question, saying, "Yeah, I think climate, uh, stuff is very important for us here in Canada, uh, a vital issue facing us here at the turn of the 19th century. In fact---whoopsy-daisy!" As his head was bobbling, well, like a bobblehead, it suddenly lunged forward and came clean off, toppling to the floor. He continued to answer the question, though he still didn't seem to be certain where he was.
Malfunctions like this have plagued Biden's campaign, from the time his eye peeled off revealing a horrifying lizard eye to the time both his arms started doing the Macarena uncontrollably. The constant physical errors are starting to cause some supporters to wonder if he'll be able to hold up at all should he take the White House.
"I'm just not sure that a guy who can't go a few minutes without his head coming clean off is in a good enough mental and physical state to run the country," said one man CNN interviewed after the debate. "It seems like the guy in the White House should be able to retain basic information, know where he is most of the time, and not have his head tumble off his shoulders while he's talking."
Biden's aides assured everyone that he is in "peak physical condition," blaming the malfunction on defective staples in Biden's neck.
Beto O'Rourke took the opportunity to lament how terrible the world is, saying, "We got no food, we got no jobs, Joe Biden's HEAD IS FALLING OFF!"
Okay, I admit that I laughed at the headline.
Did anyone notice?
Sadly the satire tag was badly needed.
Nothing to see here - move on.....
“In Embarrassing Gaffe, Biden’s Head Falls Off During Town Hall”
The embarrassing part is that he made much more sense with it off then he does with it on.
And strangely enough, it had no effect on his intelligence or discourse.
Yeah ... big deal ... like your head never fell off !?
Naw, the Macarena thing was Beto. And the lizard eye thing, heck, that could have happened to anybody. Happened to Hillary all the time but people stopped mentioning it when they all turned up dead.
Oh well, pick it up, brush off the dirt, staple it back on...
I’m sure Snopes will be fact checking this one.
And just before his head fell off...
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden has apologized for his recent seemingly racist comment, where he said that poor kids are sometimes as smart as white kids.
“Everyone who knows me knows I’m not a racist,” said Biden. “I even have a black friend, Barry. Smart, articulate guy.”
Aides were then seen signaling him to stop talking, but Biden pushed on.
“Rest assured,” Biden said. “I like all races, even the bad ones.”
Aides threw up their hands in exasperation.
“What? What’d I say?”
Media immediately jumped all over Biden’s comments, responding to his horrifying gaffe by calling on President Trump to resign.
RACIST!
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