1 posted on
09/06/2019 1:39:56 PM PDT by
gattaca
To: gattaca
Okay, I admit that I laughed at the headline.
2 posted on
09/06/2019 1:42:39 PM PDT by
niteowl77
To: gattaca
To: gattaca
The brain surgery to repair aneurysms, twice, affects his brain. The steel plate locks in the rot. The plugs pick up Chinese satellites
4 posted on
09/06/2019 1:44:23 PM PDT by
Vaquero
( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: gattaca
5 posted on
09/06/2019 1:44:28 PM PDT by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: gattaca
Sadly the satire tag was badly needed.
6 posted on
09/06/2019 1:55:25 PM PDT by
FormerFRLurker
(Keep calm and vote your conscience.)
To: gattaca
Nothing to see here - move on.....
To: gattaca
“In Embarrassing Gaffe, Biden’s Head Falls Off During Town Hall”
The embarrassing part is that he made much more sense with it off then he does with it on.
To: gattaca
In Embarrassing Gaffe, Biden's Head Falls Off During Town Hall...And strangely enough, it had no effect on his intelligence or discourse.
10 posted on
09/06/2019 2:26:50 PM PDT by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
To: gattaca
Yeah ... big deal ... like your head never fell off !?
11 posted on
09/06/2019 2:27:31 PM PDT by
layman
(Card Carrying Infidel)
To: gattaca
Malfunctions like this have plagued Biden's campaign, from the time his eye peeled off revealing a horrifying lizard eye to the time both his arms started doing the Macarena uncontrollably. Naw, the Macarena thing was Beto. And the lizard eye thing, heck, that could have happened to anybody. Happened to Hillary all the time but people stopped mentioning it when they all turned up dead.
To: gattaca
I just hate it when that happens.
Oh well, pick it up, brush off the dirt, staple it back on...
13 posted on
09/06/2019 2:52:11 PM PDT by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government."`)
To: gattaca
I’m sure Snopes will be fact checking this one.
To: gattaca
And just before his head fell off...
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Joe Biden has apologized for his recent seemingly racist comment, where he said that poor kids are sometimes as smart as white kids.
“Everyone who knows me knows I’m not a racist,” said Biden. “I even have a black friend, Barry. Smart, articulate guy.”
Aides were then seen signaling him to stop talking, but Biden pushed on.
“Rest assured,” Biden said. “I like all races, even the bad ones.”
Aides threw up their hands in exasperation.
“What? What’d I say?”
Media immediately jumped all over Biden’s comments, responding to his horrifying gaffe by calling on President Trump to resign.
15 posted on
09/06/2019 8:01:20 PM PDT by
DUMBGRUNT
("The enemy has overrun us. We are blowing up everything. Vive la France!"Dien Bien Phu last message.)
To: gattaca
"It seems like the guy in the White House should be able to retain basic information, know where he is most of the time, and not have his head tumble off his shoulders while he's talking." RACIST!
16 posted on
09/06/2019 11:24:53 PM PDT by
TChad
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