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Taco Bell to stop serving hot sauce from drive-through windows to curb driving-while-applying-hot-sauce (DWAHS) related deaths.
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Walmart to stop selling cell phones and accessories to put an end to distracted driving deaths.
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Walmart to stop selling forks to fight obesity in America!
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Walmart to stop selling condoms so that more women can know the joy of having an abortion.
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Walmart to stop selling candy due to obesity.
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WALMART* TO STOP SELLING
UNDERWEAR TO STOP
FABRIC CHAFING
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Walmart to stop selling men’s underwear (tighty-whities) to put an end to wedgie deaths.
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Wal-Mart to stop selling all food and caloric related products to put an end to heart attacks, diabetes and all obesity related deaths.
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Every year thousands of Americans die in their sleep. Walmart has therefore decided to stop selling mattresses & bedding so as not to be complicit in this horrible death toll.
They also asked that shoppers no longer carry pillows in their stores.
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Walmart to stop selling water after PETA threatens lawsuit over fish homelessness.
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Walmart to stop selling newspapers and magazines to put an end to spreading fake news.
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Walmart to stop selling cigarettes in an effort to end lung cancer.
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Taco Bell to stop serving hot sauce from drive-through windows to curb driving-while-applying-hot-sauce (DWAHS) related deaths.
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There’s been an update they have also decided to stop selling fishing poles to help prevent all the senseless killing of wild fish
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No more stilettos I saw a woman kill a man in a movie with one, now thats being pro active. Knives are a no go, pencils, pens, bed sheets (Epstein), ipads, iphones, any phone, no more cement, no rocks, no glass, no tent stakes, etc. It would never stop if the Dems have their way!
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Walmart to stop selling pet fish in order to end all the fish killed by flushing them down the toilet.
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Walmart will no longer stock on healthy food because it offended the fat movement.
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WALMART to stop selling red meats AND sugary food in order to combat the #1 cause of death in the US .... HEART DISEASE This will likely increase Cow farts though!
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BREAKING: Wal-Mart to stop selling bathing suits and pool noodles to reduce deaths due to skin cancer.
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WALMART TO STOP SELLING ALCOHOL, because it is the cause of more deaths than guns.
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Walmart to stop selling spoons .... to cure diabetes
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Walmart to close to bring back small business.
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Walmart’s drug stores will no longer sell Birth Control. This will stop people from having abortions.
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They need to stop selling Tide pods, we’d ALL be safer....
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In light of the Boston bombings, Walmart to stop selling pressure cookers.
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breaking news
walmart to stop selling little boys pants half off to deter future michael jacksons
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Walmart to ban Birthday cakes
No more birthday cakes would prevent birthdays & birthday prevention would eliminate aging & no aging = no death via old age.
(just for the record, I’m NOT supportive of banning birthday cakes
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Stop selling beer and wine for drunk driving...
Stop selling peanut butter for those with allergies....
Charcoal masks cuz it’s racist...
Large cup size bras cuz I’m flat chested and its insulting to us...
Pesticides cuz bugs lives matter...
Give me a sec, I’ll think of more
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Walmart will sell its Auto department. Doesn’t want to be associated with automobile deaths due to its selling tires.
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Walmart’s drug stores will no longer sell Percocet. This will stop people from appearing to act like Nancy Pelosi.
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Walmart to stop selling sun screen to help end white privlage. And a word from our sponsor Gillette......reeeeeeee
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Breaking news; Walmart will stop selling chainsaws in Texas
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Walmart to stop selling bedsheets to end prison suicides.
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Walmart to stop selling notebooks to keep children from doodling.
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Walmart to stop selling plastic buckets that toddlers
can drown in .
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Ladies and Gentlemen and all the ships at sea... dit dit dit dit duhh duhh dit dit
Walmart to convert all stores to open air markets in solidarity with illegal aliens!
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Walnut is discontinuing the sales of knitting needles...Aunt Betty is distraught. What will sh give out for Christmas now??!!
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Walmart to stop selling saftey pins cause too many college students pricked themselves and the lines got too long at nurses office.
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Blanket Ban on the name “Trans Fats” because it confuses two seperate protected groups.
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Walmart to stop selling bra’s in an effort to not offend the other 23 or so other genders
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Walmart to stop selling everything to end shoplifting.
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Walmart to discontinue pharmacy operations to prevent overdoses.
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Walmart to stop selling Halloween Costumes to keep precious children of color from getting run over and KILLED while Crossing The Street In The Dark!!! We don’t f—ing care about f—ing “White Kids”.
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Walmart to stop selling shower curtains and soap, to prevent deaths from slips in the Tub.
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Wal Mart to stop running “Specials” to avoid offending the Handicapable
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BREAKING: Wal-Mart to stop selling hammers, tire irons and baseball bats to combat murders by blunt instrument.
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Walmart to stop selling laptops and computers to put an end to child predators.
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NIKK..trust me...the list keeps going. Walmart is dead!
I think NIKK can actually do that. 🙂
Gub, I pray that this is just a tactic to give the Cabal a false sense of security. On the drive in, Andy McCarthy was interviewed on the radio. He thinks it is unlikely there will be indictments. He said if there are indictments, the information will be shut up in courts & not get out. He says it is more important to "get to the bottom of it" and that the American people know the truth of what happened, than for indictments. Two callers following the interview said what we have been saying - without accountability, nothing will change & we have a banana republic.
So, in the last week I have heard DiGenova, Chaffetz, Fitton & McCarthy all say the important thing is "to get to the bottom of what happened". Even at the end of the Chaffetz/Fitton interview last night, Hannity said we need "to get to the bottom of it". It seems the narrative is changing & they are preparing us for no indictments.
Remember when this all started? We had a flowchart list of journalists who were going to be outed and their careers over, by election time the Dim Party would be a shell of a party and destroyed, that people would be hung for treason. Well Clinton & Comey are still wandering in the woods & sending out cryptic tweets. the Dims are proceeding with impeachment, not to mention all of the other things they have been doing for the last 2 years, and the Fake News has gone full on propaganda not just "spinning" the truth, but putting out bald faced lies.
Hopefully, when Q gets back online tomorrow, he will set me back on track. I don't know though.......My glass is half empty & there seems to be a leak in the bottom.
