"I'm not taking any showers and not going to the bathroom ever," Ward said. "Not when it's thunder storming. And down here, that's a lot."
1 posted on
08/07/2019 8:31:48 AM PDT by
McGruff
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To: McGruff
This should be a fun thread.
2 posted on
08/07/2019 8:33:17 AM PDT by
Zathras
To: McGruff
4 posted on
08/07/2019 8:34:58 AM PDT by
JamesP81
(The Democrat Party is a criminal organization.)
To: McGruff
Saw this on local TV news!........mm
5 posted on
08/07/2019 8:35:11 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain......................)
To: McGruff
Well, the global warming climate change Nazis told us we have to get rid of cows to cut down on methane emissions. Can people be too far behind?
6 posted on
08/07/2019 8:35:18 AM PDT by
Vigilanteman
(The politicized state destroys aspects of civil society, human kindness and private charity.)
To: McGruff
“Hi. This is my Son, Lightning Strike.”
7 posted on
08/07/2019 8:35:48 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: McGruff
the joys of home ownership
life was simpler and safer when we lived outdoors
8 posted on
08/07/2019 8:36:12 AM PDT by
faithhopecharity
( “Politicians are not born;! they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: McGruff
....and to a thunderous applause.
To: McGruff
...combined with methane gas in the septic tank...
maybe it was that double Burrito Supreme he had for lunch.
10 posted on
08/07/2019 8:37:26 AM PDT by
McGruff
(If you hate our Country, or if you are not happy here, you can leave!)
To: McGruff
I’ve used that excuse before....
To: McGruff
Did the toilet also hit a fan?
To: McGruff
Old Headline:
PORTABLE TOILET EXPLODES - COPS HAVE NOTHING TO GO ON
13 posted on
08/07/2019 8:41:42 AM PDT by
BBB333
(The Power Of Trump Compels You!)
To: McGruff
Let’s see if we can find any connections in the stories on Free Republic this morning.
1. Woman puts octopus on her face and it bites her.
2. Guy goes into ocean and gets bit by a shark.
3. Lightning blows up somebody’s toilet.
I’ll just run those through the old supercomputer.
Processing.
Processing.
Ahhhh....here’s the answer.
“You people are crazy.”
Well, algorithms never lie.
14 posted on
08/07/2019 8:42:19 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: McGruff
President Camacho : “$hit. I know $hit’s bad right now...”
15 posted on
08/07/2019 8:43:29 AM PDT by
BBB333
(The Power Of Trump Compels You!)
To: McGruff
Thank goodness no one was on it!
Like National Lampoon’s True Facts’ “Three Exploding Toilets”.
16 posted on
08/07/2019 8:46:12 AM PDT by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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CHARLOTTE COUNTY, Fla. – A Florida couple’s toilet was blown to pieces Sunday during a thunderstorm, WBBH reports.
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Yeah Right. Blame it on lightning.
And not those gas station burritos you ate last night.
To: McGruff
Sure it wasn’t Colon Blow cereal?
18 posted on
08/07/2019 8:48:53 AM PDT by
HombreSecreto
(The life of a repo man is always intense)
To: McGruff
Maybe their area has local clean up services available with a 1-800 number. If not, time to gird your loins and buy a few toxic fume masks with disposable hazmat suits. One Size fits all, mostly.
To: McGruff
It’s an exploding toilet story. The “Florida” can be inferred from context.
21 posted on
08/07/2019 8:55:39 AM PDT by
Haiku Guy
(If you have a right / To the service I provide / I must be your slave)
To: McGruff
Uh huh, the husband blames it on the lightening.
23 posted on
08/07/2019 9:10:47 AM PDT by
bgill
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