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A Woman Married Her Dog on Live TV
Decider ^ | July 30, 2019 | Sarah Perrin

Posted on 07/30/2019 3:13:59 PM PDT by EdnaMode

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1 posted on 07/30/2019 3:13:59 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: EdnaMode

Well did they consumate?


2 posted on 07/30/2019 3:15:30 PM PDT by DannyTN
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“Hoad, who has had four failed engagements and has been on over 200 dates,”

the poor dog..


3 posted on 07/30/2019 3:18:40 PM PDT by max americana (Fired libtards from our company & did so happily at every election since 2008. I hope all libs die.)
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To: DannyTN
Yes. Sponsored by Jif.


4 posted on 07/30/2019 3:20:33 PM PDT by deadrock
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To: DannyTN; EdnaMode

Not funny, not at all.


5 posted on 07/30/2019 3:20:47 PM PDT by Fungi
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To: DannyTN

I hope not. Poor dog.


6 posted on 07/30/2019 3:23:20 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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To: deadrock

I remember that joke


7 posted on 07/30/2019 3:24:35 PM PDT by Fai Mao (There is no rule of law in the US until The PIAPS is executed.)
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To: EdnaMode

Not surprised at all.

“You can point to anything in the Sears catalog and somebody somewhere wants to sleep with it.” - Detective Wojohowits


8 posted on 07/30/2019 3:27:15 PM PDT by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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To: EdnaMode
Here she is


9 posted on 07/30/2019 3:30:45 PM PDT by C210N (You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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here she is, using the aging app


10 posted on 07/30/2019 3:31:55 PM PDT by C210N (You can vote your way into Socialism; but, you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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To: EdnaMode

What’s her father-in-law’s name? PAW


11 posted on 07/30/2019 3:37:15 PM PDT by o-n-money
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To: EdnaMode

How did the dog manifest consent?


12 posted on 07/30/2019 3:48:44 PM PDT by HapaxLegamenon
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To: deadrock
Paging Owen Benjamin.

"We call it style."

13 posted on 07/30/2019 4:19:37 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: EdnaMode

So adoption and being the dog’s legal guardian wasn’t enough? This would be like marrying your kid.

I’m confused. Marriage is a completely different relationship not appropriate for animals.


14 posted on 07/30/2019 4:29:25 PM PDT by Boomer
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I can understand that. I’ve known some women who were real dogs.


15 posted on 07/30/2019 4:31:49 PM PDT by I want the USA back (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
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“Four failed engagements”

Huh.

What a surprise.


16 posted on 07/30/2019 4:34:53 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: EdnaMode

Does this make her his bitch?


17 posted on 07/30/2019 4:37:19 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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To: EdnaMode

No, she didn’t. She conducted a childish make-believe ceremony because no man wants the lunatic.


18 posted on 07/30/2019 4:40:40 PM PDT by CodeToad ( Hating on Trump is hating on me and Americans!)
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To: EdnaMode

Do they plan to have puppies?


19 posted on 07/30/2019 4:42:51 PM PDT by PistolPaknMama
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To: EdnaMode

How sweet!


20 posted on 07/30/2019 4:43:57 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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