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Woman plans to marry 91-year-old chandelier named Lumiere
NY Post ^ | July 19, 2019 | Yaron Steinbuch

Posted on 07/22/2019 10:01:47 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia

A British woman says she has several love interests, but none of them can hold a candle to Lumiere — a 91-year-old chandelier she plans to marry, according to a report.

Amanda Liberty, 35, who changed her last name from Whittaker during a prior long-distance relationship with the Statue of Liberty, is ready to finally settle down with the light of her life, the Mirror reports.

Liberty, of Leeds, who identifies as an objectum sexual, is putting the spotlight on the little-known attraction to inanimate objects, according to the outlet.

The bride-to-be said she has been in an open relationship with multiple light fixtures, but decided to get hitched to Lumiere, which she regards as female.

She acknowledges that she can’t marry her suspended sweetie in the traditional sense, but insists that her love is valid.

“I’m determined to have this commitment ceremony, to prove that I’m here for Lumiere and that my love is going to last,” she said.

“I restore the chandeliers in my spare time so they can continue to interest people as they like to be the center of attention. That’s what they like and it’s the energy I get from them,” Liberty continued.

(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...


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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Just wait till she tries to French kiss it. Shocking.


41 posted on 07/22/2019 10:37:48 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: aquila48; Lazamataz

GUILTY!


42 posted on 07/22/2019 10:45:25 AM PDT by Candor7 ((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

The Babylon Bee can’t hold a candle to this!


43 posted on 07/22/2019 10:52:58 AM PDT by GnuThere
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To: Mr. K

It isn’t a monogamous relationship. Your Buick has been cheating on you with me.


44 posted on 07/22/2019 10:55:45 AM PDT by When do we get liberated? (A socialist is a communist who realizes he must suckle the breast of Capitalism.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Soon to be a Disney movie?


45 posted on 07/22/2019 10:56:01 AM PDT by Don Corleone (Nothing makes the delusional more furious than truth.)
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To: Bob434

At least she isn’t ensnaring some unsuspecting guy into her insane world so there is that. Trying to find the bright side of this.


46 posted on 07/22/2019 10:56:34 AM PDT by xp38
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

She calls it a “her,” does that mean instead of a closet lesbian, she’s a ceiling lesbian?


47 posted on 07/22/2019 10:56:56 AM PDT by GnuThere
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To: ClearCase_guy

Keep in mind, you are reading a news piece written about her. She’s not reading about you.


48 posted on 07/22/2019 10:58:38 AM PDT by AppyPappy (How many fingers am I holding up, Winston?)
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To: GnuThere

Living proof of what some “feminists” used to say, “if there were no men, the world would be full of fat, happy, lesbians...”


49 posted on 07/22/2019 10:59:52 AM PDT by null and void (The Democratic Party is back to loving workers but hating employers. A winning formula I'm sure.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Be Our Guest!


50 posted on 07/22/2019 11:00:44 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

She could do worse


51 posted on 07/22/2019 11:08:51 AM PDT by faithhopecharity ( “Politicians are not born; they are excreted.” Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Guess she will get to screw in a lot of light bulbs.


52 posted on 07/22/2019 11:13:34 AM PDT by I want the USA back (The further a society drifts from the truth, the more it will hate those who speak it. Orwell.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Does this mean I can marry my truck?


53 posted on 07/22/2019 11:13:43 AM PDT by InABunkerUnderSF
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Hey, this isn’t all bad: if we have a photo of this person, we’ll have a new picture in the slang dictionary for “Batshit crazy.”

But, as previously mentioned, it is a virtual guarantee that this individual despises Trump. Trump should be happy, though, because who you are in life depends not just on who considers themselves to be your friend or admirer, but also on who is your enemy. This is definitely someone good to have in the latter category.


54 posted on 07/22/2019 11:25:35 AM PDT by Ancesthntr ("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
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To: GnuThere

“She calls it a “her,” does that mean instead of a closet lesbian, she’s a ceiling lesbian?”

Maybe one or both is AC/DC.


55 posted on 07/22/2019 11:32:43 AM PDT by CrazyIvan (The Democrat party. A collaboration of Cloward-Piven and Dunning-Kruger.)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

If I had to identify as an Objectum Sexual, I’d marry a B2 bomber and keep a lambo on the side. ;)


56 posted on 07/22/2019 11:34:21 AM PDT by Yaelle
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I expect an invitation.


57 posted on 07/22/2019 11:38:22 AM PDT by lowbridge
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

The Northern Lights have seen queer sights...but this takes the cake.


58 posted on 07/22/2019 11:39:27 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: N. Theknow

You have won the internet for the day.


59 posted on 07/22/2019 11:42:24 AM PDT by mykroar (Congratulations President Trump)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia
(Throws up hands)

Why not?
60 posted on 07/22/2019 11:47:12 AM PDT by RedMonqey (num)
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