[Spruce]

Beer

[Red Badger]

BACON!................

[libertylover]

Cheeseburgers.

[ifinnegan]

Orangutans getting no respect.

[Steely Tom]

[Vendome]

Agrarian results in excess, which we eat and learn how process certain carbs and sugars to produce alcohol.

Also, we love hot dead chicken skin.

[SWAMP-C1PHER]

Crispr that DNA out of me after i have my next box of fried chicken and an extra large dr pepper.

[Hot Tabasco]

One of the reasons we're so fat,

We no longer have to hunt and gather.......and run for our lives from larger predators.

[Boogieman]

We’re not naturally very fat, it is just our modern lifestyles that make us fat, and those are the product of us using our intelligence to prosper beyond what any other animal could achieve.

[GnuThere]

Monkeys can’t drive to Krispy Kreme.

[Fido969]

Eating other tasty animals.

[SJSAMPLE]

Pasta.

[9YearLurker]

So many pro athletes are unhealthy?

[Category Four]

White Castle (long may it live).

[null and void]

Capitalism!

[econjack]

I recently told my doctor:

“I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.”

Without losing a beat, he said:

“I want to see less of you the next time we meet.”

I had all kinds of neat comebacks...as I got into my car in the parking lot.

[PUGACHEV]

Years ago, there was a popular theory that humans were descendants of aquatic apes who were accustomed to living and hunting in shallow lakes and along shorelines, instead of on the savanna. Many of our unique features could be attributed to that, including our ability to control breathing, our dive reflex, and our subcutaneous layer of fat which insulates us from greater heat loss when surrounded by water. I don’t know what became of the notion, but it purported to explain many odd things about us.

[fruser1]

The grocery store.

[Cowboy Bob]

Welfare checks?

[Mariner]

31% body fat is OBESE!