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If peoples arteries are so hard why do we need Viagra?................


7 posted on 06/13/2019 8:10:21 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger
If peoples arteries are so hard why do we need Viagra?................

Now you've gotten to the important issue!

12 posted on 06/13/2019 8:12:30 AM PDT by DannyTN
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To: Red Badger

We don’t.


16 posted on 06/13/2019 8:18:36 AM PDT by MrEdd (Caveat Emptor)
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To: Red Badger

How big is your largest artery?


23 posted on 06/13/2019 8:35:25 AM PDT by mad_as_he$$
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To: Red Badger
"If peoples arteries are so hard why do we need Viagra?................" Viagra opens up the arteries and closes the appropriate veins.😎
28 posted on 06/13/2019 8:40:25 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Red Badger

“If peoples arteries are so hard why do we need Viagra?”

It is conservative talk radio. The local one runs ads for ED. Maybe 75% of their ads...ED. I concluded listening to too much talk radio causes ED. Rather than take Viagra, I gave up talk radio?

Did it work? Don’t know. Between running and weight lifting, I’m too tired to find out!


45 posted on 06/13/2019 9:29:40 AM PDT by Mr Rogers (Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
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To: Red Badger

Rofl!


73 posted on 06/13/2019 10:22:54 AM PDT by CodeToad ( Hating on Trump is hating on me and Americans!.)
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To: Red Badger

Timing?


76 posted on 06/13/2019 10:26:26 AM PDT by Coffee... Black... No Sugar (No tagline provided...)
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To: Red Badger

IF ONLY we could direct the hardness to the preferred location!

Things that are soft and flexible should be hard.
Things that are hard should be soft and flexible.

Life is tough.


78 posted on 06/13/2019 10:37:32 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Red Badger
If peoples arteries are so hard why do we need Viagra?


So I tell the doc, 'My arteries wouldn't harden if there weren't so many beautiful women around. Do you have a drug that causes blindness or do I have to hang around old lesbians?'

107 posted on 06/14/2019 1:32:27 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (NRT, NewRome Tacitus, just don't call me late to dinner.)
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