Analysis of caveman’s poo reveals he ate an entire RATTLESNAKE

www.dailystar.co.uk ^ | Published 24th April 2019 | By Michael Moran

[Swordmaker]

There were no chickens in the New World at that time, so he had nothing to compare it to!...................

Ah, so later they’d say, “Hmmmm, this bird tastes like Rattlesnake! Good, and not so dangerous to catch!?

[Bernard Marx]

Macho? Let me show you Macho, pendejo! Hand me the snake.

[Red Badger]

I’ll never get over Macho Grande..................

[John O]

Or it could be the Richard Gere method. That little bugger had to come out sometime!

[sparklite2]

“Here. Hold my peyote and watch this.”

[JimRed]

Point taken. But do you crap where you live?

Oh, wait...San Freaksicko...street people...never mind!

[Red Badger]

Instead of ‘Does a bear s#!t in the woods?”

We should now say, “Does a liberal S#!t in the street?”................

[dforest]

Wow, what a job. Examining cave man poop. Send these scientists to San Franshitsco.

[Red Badger]

Nice work, if you can get it!...................

[ViLaLuz]

Just like honey badger.

[Red Badger]

But Honey Badger don’t give a ...........

[ViLaLuz]

😁😂