You're killing me here.Audience: ha ha ha
Is it me, or my jokes are dead?
Audience: ha ha ha
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2 posted on
04/12/2019 3:44:00 PM PDT by
DannyTN
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3 posted on
04/12/2019 3:44:39 PM PDT by
xp38
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Gives new meaning to:
4 posted on
04/12/2019 3:46:34 PM PDT by
ssaftler
(The opinions expressed here have not been peer reviewed, fact checked or focus group tested.)
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Didn’t that happen to Redd Foxx?
5 posted on
04/12/2019 3:46:52 PM PDT by
GMMC0987
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Good thing he didn’t add, “I’ll be here all week!”
6 posted on
04/12/2019 3:48:23 PM PDT by
pa_dweller
(They never thought she would lose. BWAAAAHAAAHAAHAAaa!)
To: Responsibility2nd
I know you're out there... I can hear you breathing!
-PJ
9 posted on
04/12/2019 3:51:37 PM PDT by
Political Junkie Too
(The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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10 posted on
04/12/2019 3:51:57 PM PDT by
DiogenesLamp
("of parents owing allegiance to no other sovereignty.")
To: Responsibility2nd
Had to double check to make sure it wasn’t Steven Wright. The king of deadpan comedy.
11 posted on
04/12/2019 3:53:05 PM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Fact: Gun control laws kill innocents.)
To: Responsibility2nd
I watched a comic die on stage. It was around 30 years ago and the audience booed him. He was pretty bad too.
Never heard of one actually dying tho.
12 posted on
04/12/2019 3:54:35 PM PDT by
yarddog
To: Responsibility2nd
Help me out. I’m dying here.
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19 posted on
04/12/2019 4:03:57 PM PDT by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Responsibility2nd
"Died with his boots on," tweeted fellow comic Jimmy Carr, adding, "I'll never forget his kindness when I started out." Well, when it is time to leave this world, this is not a bad way to go.
20 posted on
04/12/2019 4:05:29 PM PDT by
piasa
(Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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22 posted on
04/12/2019 4:20:02 PM PDT by
BipolarBob
(Would you rather face a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses on the battlefield?)
To: Responsibility2nd
People have NO SENSE OF HUMOR anymore. Geeze.
25 posted on
04/12/2019 4:24:16 PM PDT by
BobL
("Its hard to find a black cat in a black room, especially if the cat isn't there"Russians to Mueller)
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26 posted on
04/12/2019 4:29:00 PM PDT by
aomagrat
(Brains have been washed. Wheels have been greased. Fear has been mongered.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Actually, he went out doing what he loved. If you’re a comic it’s a pretty noble way to.
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You’ve got to admire his commitment to a bit.
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Maybe he got the “Two-Minute Warning” that George Carlin talked about.
32 posted on
04/12/2019 4:43:36 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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It used to be fairly common to hear someone say “If I’m not telling the truth, may God take a bolt of lightening and strike me down on this spot!!”
I don’t hear that much anymore. Maybe He started to take people up on their offer.
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I think that’s how Dick Shawn went!
35 posted on
04/12/2019 5:32:42 PM PDT by
Reily
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