[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

DANG!

[Hot Tabasco]

Can’t read the story unless I pay them a buck.......

[PapaBear3625]

It won’t let me see the article unless I turn off my ad-blocker.

What was the punch-line?

[RoosterRedux]

How ‘bout telling those of us who can’t access WaPo what the source of these Garfield phones is.

[tflabo]

Click bait teaser.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Garfield, in ANY sense, is pollution, a blight on society.

[ClearCase_guy]

Bottomline:

Garfield phones kept washing up in France. People figured there was a shipping container in the ocean slowly releasing a cache of Garfield phones.
Then, they found the shipping container that had been slowly releasing a cache of Garfield phones.
But it was pretty much empty.
And it was in a cave affected by tides, not exactly in the ocean.

Pretty anti-climactic.

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

Sea Catfish were producing them, but just couldn’t find a suitable distribution method?

[mmercier0921]

We still track a million or so yellow rubber ducks that pepper the oceans, from a lost container, 1992. They are helpful in tracking global sea surface currents.

If you find one on a beach, you can report it. There are sites still actively tracking.

[Yo-Yo]

leaving environmentalists to fear Garfield’s plastic toxicity would continue to pollute the ocean indefinitely.

Plastics are toxic? Thank goodness they don't make baby teething toys out of it.

[Red Badger]

Won’t let me read the article.

Where did they come from?.............

[x]

Toxic plastic?

C'mon ...