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Climate change could melt decades worth of human poop at Denali National Park in Alaska
usatoday | March 31, 2019 | Elizabeth Weise

Posted on 03/31/2019 11:06:55 AM PDT by PROCON

Poopy linky only.


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Local News; UFO's
KEYWORDS: alaska; climatechange; dontquoteusatoday; globalwarming; humanpoop; justmakingshitup; mountdenali
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To: PROCON

Don’t climbers eat nothing but arugula and granola bars? Sounds like the bears can take care of this crappy problem.


21 posted on 03/31/2019 11:26:21 AM PDT by Libloather (Global warming is AWESOME!)
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To: PROCON

This kind of stuff scares the sh_t outta me.


22 posted on 03/31/2019 11:26:40 AM PDT by dforest (Just shut up Obama. Maybe everyone should just shut up!)
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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar

23 posted on 03/31/2019 11:26:44 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: nascarnation

I wonder what his title is. And whether he was promoted from within, or whether the government employed the services of a Headhunter to find him.


24 posted on 03/31/2019 11:29:38 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: PROCON

Every winter I let my big dogs run free un the backyard with hopes the poop fairy comes along in spring, or at least it will melt away with the now.

No luck.


25 posted on 03/31/2019 11:29:56 AM PDT by MNDude (Don't be a "posted already Nazi" I am postin blind!)
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To: PROCON

San Francisco will sue for upstaging them.


26 posted on 03/31/2019 11:30:05 AM PDT by samtheman (To steal an election, who do you collude with? Russians in Russia or Mexicans in California?)
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To: nascarnation
From the article:

...new NPS regulations asked each climber trekking above the mountain's 14,200-foot (4,300 m) Camp Four to capture their waste in a Clean Mountain Can, a 1.88-gallon polyethylene container designed to hold 10 to 14 bowel movements.

So where does one get a Fecal Measurement/Container Design Engineering degree?

27 posted on 03/31/2019 11:30:05 AM PDT by PROCON ('Progressive' is a Euphemism for Totalitarian)
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To: PROCON

They will no longer be able to sell it on a stick.


28 posted on 03/31/2019 11:31:03 AM PDT by o-n-money
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To: PROCON
More poop sh*t is deposited on the streets of San Francisco, Seattle, and LA on any given afternoon than in 100 years on Mount McKinley.
 
29 posted on 03/31/2019 11:31:21 AM PDT by Governor Dinwiddie
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To: PROCON

Cal Tech. Ask Wolowitz.


30 posted on 03/31/2019 11:31:58 AM PDT by jjotto (Next week, BOOM!, for sure!)
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To: nascarnation

“That’s a lot of sh*t. I wonder how they calculated this number.”
Length *width * depth * AOC squared.


31 posted on 03/31/2019 11:32:27 AM PDT by Track9 (Conservatives help underdogs, progressives create victims.)
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To: PROCON

The rear brown glacier... think of the marketing possibilities...


32 posted on 03/31/2019 11:35:20 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: MNDude
http://www.poovak.com/

The PooVak Pooper Scooper Vacuum Poovak Pooper scooper vacuum your pet's waste into a disposable bag. Why, because picking up pet waste by hand or with a shovel is revolting, repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating, yucky, icky, groos, and not dignified.

33 posted on 03/31/2019 11:44:02 AM PDT by digger48
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I have heard it is unwise to stand at the base of El Capitan in Yosemite and look up. Climbers scaling that sheer rock face used to crap in paper bags and drop it and it went straight down and landed at the base of the cliff. I can’t imagine what it smelled like around there but it must have been pretty rank.


34 posted on 03/31/2019 11:44:21 AM PDT by Clutch Martin (The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.)
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To: teeman8r

Is it safe to assume that most people climbing the mountain are eco-friendly types. They love Nature so much that they shi* on Nature...because it is for THEIR convenience. I guess they are hypocrites. The self-centered bums should pack their poop out. LOL


35 posted on 03/31/2019 11:45:44 AM PDT by hal ogen (First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
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To: hal ogen

They hire Mexicans to carry it out. Oh, that’s why they don’t want to build the wall


36 posted on 03/31/2019 11:47:15 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: PROCON

Just send it to San Francisco. They seem more tolerant of it than normal humans.


37 posted on 03/31/2019 11:47:27 AM PDT by CommerceComet (Hillary: A unique blend of arrogance, incompetence, and corruption.)
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To: PROCON
Dang! Well, there goes the stock in my moose nugget jewelry business.

And yes, you can polish a turd.

38 posted on 03/31/2019 11:47:28 AM PDT by Daffynition (Rudy: What are you up to today? :))
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To: Sacajaweau

I recall helping someone haul items to the Garland, TX dump early June @2006......there were veggies and herbs everywhere. Garland hauled dried sewage there...


39 posted on 03/31/2019 11:49:04 AM PDT by waterhill (I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
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To: waterhill

I did not take any produce home.


40 posted on 03/31/2019 11:51:10 AM PDT by waterhill (I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
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