Posted on 02/13/2019 1:05:44 PM PST by SMGFan
I don’t know about you, but I always go out for a lynching when its 20 below zero. Its important to dress warmly, and not forget your mittens or face mask, although your hot-blooded passion might help warm you. And, wear warm socks.
Also, your bleach solution should be kept next to your body so it doesn’t freeze before you can throw it on your lynchee.
Bleach freezes solid, at a higher temp than it was at 2:00 AM that night. It would NOT have even come out of a glass bottle, but rather, would have burst a glass bottle! So forget about any evidence of “bleach” having been thrown!
Also, make sure to delicately and perhaps lovingly put the very thin clothesline “noose” around the victim’s neck so it doesn’t break. Don’t want to smush the victim’s sandwich either, so take great care to only do some mild feather like “shoving.”
Yes they do, also the blame anyone and everyone else for things.
I saw the police report today. Says nothing about MAGA or Trump or even race. Those were added later to the evolving story.
Police report https://dig.abclocal.go.com/wls/documents/020419-smollett-report-doc.pdf
OTOH, having lived through such temps ( though I was NEVER out at 2:00 AM ) in Chicago, with the wind whipping off Lake Michigan and/or the Chicago River, I can tell you that wearing a balaclava isn't enough.You also need to wrap a heavy wool scarf around your neck and face, over it, so that you don't freeze your lungs by just breathing. Yelling is out of the question and biting is as well!
How long before his sycophants and supporters start claiming it is ‘his truth’?
Also, do his clothes have any bleach spots?
You always know what an SJW or any other variety of leftist is guilty of by that of which he accuses others.
EXACTLY!
Two White guys.
Middle of the night.
Cold and blustery.
In Chit-cago, wearing MAGA hats.
What a lyin' sack O **** this jagoff is.
The truth is he is a gay Twana Brawley
Nope it’s hoax.
Heh....n-i-c-e catch. Watta phoney.
He told police he was on the phone when "attacked".......but refused to give them the phone.
....when he finally gave up the phone to the police, he had heavily redacted the sections considered crucial to his case.
Gee why would anyone doubt his story? And what’s he been reading?
Soon he will be saying, “It’s my truth” ...
LOL...I have no idea.
My favorite part is how a reporter from the New York Post found the bottle and pointed it out the cops.
https://abc13.com/bottle-with-bleach-odor-found-near-site-of-empire-actor-attack/5134099/
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