Posted on 02/11/2019 8:57:05 AM PST by CptnObvious
Getting Rid of Farting Cows and Airplanes, I kid you not. It was in the Green New Deal FAQ before the Media Darling Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez took it down.
But wait, there's more. Instead of airplanes, we can take "trains" instead. Well that's going to be interesting going over the Atlantic.
But wait, there's even more. She wants to give an income to those "unwilling to work". Oh, ho, sign me up, I am very unwilling - working is such a bummer.
But wait, there's even even more. She is guaranteeing nature access for everyone anywhere. Perhaps that means to my back yard? Or access to my log cabin? Can't wait for the poop.
But wait, Oh No, there's more. Every building in America must be torn down (there goes my house) and replaced with Zero Emission houses or buildings. Oh, and do I believe she will pay for it - UH NO!
This is not the half of it, AND MOST OF THE DEMOCRATS ARE ALL IN OVER THIS ABOMINATION.
If only I could stop laughing; I could catch my breath.
There are 7 billion humans on earth and 365 days. Perhaps you mathematic loving persons will do some math.
As far as farting cattle, the oil industry figured out that problem years ago with a flare boom. We just attach a flare boom to the intestines of the cattle with a auto igniter and wola. If this experiment is successful it could be adapted to humans as the average human expels gas four times an hour. Just giving those lunatics some more crazy ideas to ensure our success in the 2020 election cycle and the Trumpsters extended tour at 1600 Pennsylvania AVE.
Very comforting.
This 10 year plan has many more unintentional consequences than Meow’s “Great Leap Forward”.
Has anyone done a study on the environmental effects of human farts? If not, they should. Sure, the average cow puts out more gas than the average human, but there are a lot more of us than of them. We have to be endangering the Planet too, one fart at a time.
Post 20 - all 14 pages.
What a great link to AOC’s plans for the American plantation.
Reminds me of a joke my Mom used to tell us whenever she served cold Jellied Tongue for supper...
An old lady was at a fancy reception and was offered tongue by the butler/etc
“Oh” cried she, “I wouldn’t dream of eating something from an animals mouth”
The butler turned to one of the other servants and said “Bring Madam an egg”
We loved that joke and asked Mom to repeat it whenever she served tongue
:)
why just stop cows? They arent’ the only species that farts- why not get rid of polar bears, penguins? Spotted Owls? etc etc etc
When they try to destroy our homes, they will instead become FORTS.
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