Getting Rid of Farting Cows and Airplanes (Green New Deal)

2/11/2019 | Self

[Parmy]

You know, several years ago there was a Canadian study that measured gas expulsion of humans. It found that the average adult human emits about 3 liters of methane a day.

There are 7 billion humans on earth and 365 days. Perhaps you mathematic loving persons will do some math.

[Slingwing]

As far as farting cattle, the oil industry figured out that problem years ago with a flare boom. We just attach a flare boom to the intestines of the cattle with a auto igniter and wola. If this experiment is successful it could be adapted to humans as the average human expels gas four times an hour. Just giving those lunatics some more crazy ideas to ensure our success in the 2020 election cycle and the Trumpsters extended tour at 1600 Pennsylvania AVE.

[Mr. Lucky]

Cattle are ruminants. Which means most of their digestion takes place in their stomachs. Which means that gases are exhausted through their burps not their farts. Which means that Miss Ocasio-Ortez doesn't know a cow's ass from its mouth.

Very comforting.

[fella]

This 10 year plan has many more unintentional consequences than Meow’s “Great Leap Forward”.

[Southside_Chicago_Republican]

Has anyone done a study on the environmental effects of human farts? If not, they should. Sure, the average cow puts out more gas than the average human, but there are a lot more of us than of them. We have to be endangering the Planet too, one fart at a time.

[ptsal]

Post 20 - all 14 pages.

What a great link to AOC’s plans for the American plantation.

[Tennessee Nana]

Reminds me of a joke my Mom used to tell us whenever she served cold Jellied Tongue for supper...

An old lady was at a fancy reception and was offered tongue by the butler/etc

“Oh” cried she, “I wouldn’t dream of eating something from an animals mouth”

The butler turned to one of the other servants and said “Bring Madam an egg”

We loved that joke and asked Mom to repeat it whenever she served tongue

:)

[Bob434]

why just stop cows? They arent’ the only species that farts- why not get rid of polar bears, penguins? Spotted Owls? etc etc etc

[SkyDancer]

AOC = AOC

[ridesthemiles]

When they try to destroy our homes, they will instead become FORTS.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

I would go along with banning farting cow ON airplanes. I was seated next to a 400 pounds flatulent cow from New York to Dallas-Fort Worth last week. I was grateful that the airlines have banned smoking on that route as the methane explosion might have taken the plane down.