She looks like the part of the drapery that is left on the sewing room floor because there are many huge flaws in it. There are black singe marks, it smells like cabbage and urine, the fabric is so thick-they used the extra heavy weave, hoping to hold down the cellulite and fat rolls, and no one else would take it. The boot are cast-off snake skins from the Brooklyn Zoo...not rinsed very well, which accounts for some of the smell.
This outfit was "tried out" on the corner of Broadway and 5th Ave. It was a bust...there were no takers, and the other hookers laughed at her.
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ROFL! So descriptive you are!
OUCH!
She should be happy she got laughed at.
In Detroit, the hookers would have beat her (overly ample) backside ‘cuz they figger she’s a cop.
Her boots do not look like snake skin! Troutskin!
(This is where that trout comes from! https://news.orvis.com/)
So! Texokie, how long will the blackout be, do you think? Will we do a lot of sliding waiting for scraps of news!
(Did the trout slide this off into Food? Or is it a "Current Events" worst 10-Style slide? Do I need to worry about RitaOK or Ransomnote?)