Posted on 12/18/2018 11:39:47 AM PST by sodpoodle
The Problem with Political Jokes is They sometimes get elected.
Wishing you a Happy Whatever doesn't Offend You.
Dogs can't operate MRI scanners - but Catscan.
Our Mountains aren't just Funny - they're Hill Areas.
Turning Vegan would be a big Missed Steak.
Well, to be Frank - I'd have to Change my Name.
Whenever I try to eat Healthy, a chocolate bar just looks at me and Snickers.
Life is Short, if you can't laugh at yourself, Call me - I will.
Ban pre-shredded cheese, Make America grate again.
For chemists, alcohol is not a problem - It's a solution.
My Mood Ring is missing and I don't know how I feel about that.
I scream, you scream. The police come. It's awkward.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.
If a sod poodle barks on the lawn will a tree have it
“She was only a whiskey maker’s daughter, but I loved her still.”
She was only the farmer’s daughter, but all the horse manure.
They say, “Time flies,” but you can’t; they pass at too irregular intervals.
A termite swaggers into a saloon and says: Is the bartender here?
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck.
You Freepers are sharp...
You must live on the edge of town.
The butcher backed into his meat grinder
And got a little behind in his work
More like jagged.
If Mississippi wore a New Jersey
What did Delaware?
Idaho, Alaska.
So many country music lyrics, so little time.
A Baby Seal walks into a club....
If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Eli Whitney to his wife, “ Keep your hands off my cotton pickin gin!”
Havarti?
Gouda. Urda?
After the explosion at the cheese factory all that was left was de Brie.
bttt
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