Posted on 12/13/2018 4:06:30 PM PST by Impy
Breaking News, Former Cowboys Linebacker Jeff Rohrer has become the first Former NFL Player to be involved in a gay marriage, he married a Keebler Elf a few weeks ago. Congrats Jeff!
"Thank you."
And your 'husband'...Billy is it?
"That's 'Billie', with an 'ie'."
Of course, what was it like growing up as a gay Keebler Elf?
"A challenge, my grandfather was less than supportive."
"My grandson completely misunderstood when I told him to pack the fudge! I was talking about the cookies!"
Joining us now is Jeff's former teammate Eugene Lockheart, Eugene did you have any idea Jeff was a nancy?
"I tell you I was blindsided, Imp. He used to blare Madonna from his 1980's syle boombox, he had a vast collection of oven mitts, he was President of the Lorenzo Lamas fan club, just an all-American guy to all outward apperances!"
Moving on, we have a couple coaches on the hot seat this week, Coach Omar Epps, your Stoolers have lost 3 in row now, you lost to the Raiders, what's going on?
"Well you see swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus and then Ben stubbed his toe in the lockroom, it's no big deal really, everything is fine."
"Uh huh, and Coach Belichick how about that wacky loss to Miami? Did your guys forget how to tackle? What was Gronk doing on that final play?"
"I'm just going to stand here looking super uncomfortable and act as if every word I emit from my mouth is causing me physical pain to utter."
So then....
"We're dissappointed, Miami was the better football team."
"Oh come on, my nana could have made that tackle."
"Ok the truth is I control my players with a joystack and the damn thing got unplugged so they just stood there."
"Now that makes sense."
Let me know if you want on/off the list.
Get your picks in if you haven't on last weeks thread. Reminder there are 2 games on Saturday this week.
I'll take the Chargers tonight.
How about a boycott update? Patriotic Americans shouldn’t let their friends watch or spend money on NFL.
Why Jim Robinson allows this garbage thread is beyond me.
Why didn’t you just ignore the thread? Seems simple to me.
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I don’t watch football any more, but I’m glad JimRob allows this thread. We’re conservatives. I expect a live and let live attitude within a broad range of acceptable behaviors. The kneelers disgust me, but those conservatives who can see past that and enjoy the game are still our allies.
Who is Josh Johnson? I didnt even notice he took over for Sanchez last game.
He may even be a reason to watch the Skins Sunday...
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It’s a noob working on it’s street cred here.
Because hes virtue signaling. Ive been to 4 games this season and nobody kneels. Even if they did, so what? As if our Flag cant handle football players doing what they want.
I dig paganism - some of those witches are soooooo hot
I'm sure you would be ok with them urinating on our flag too.
You're a disgrace.
Answer: not only the Left, but also the Right and FR also has its self-righteous SJW's.
Wow, poor guy has changed teams more often than I change my socks!
The Left aren’t the only ones with self-righteous SJW’s. The Right and FR has ‘em too.
“Answer: not only the Left, but also the Right and FR also has its self-righteous SJW’s. “
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True,and sometimes it is very funny.
Just let someone just MENTION watching a good TV show and we get inundated with the “I cut the cord long ago.”crowd.
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Can we assume you’ll be taking a knee for each game?
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