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1 posted on 12/11/2018 6:27:19 AM PST by Gamecock
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George Jolicoeur, 38, is infamous for ordering food and then complaining about the quality and refusing to pay after he eats it.

Doesn't look like a picky eater.


2 posted on 12/11/2018 6:28:31 AM PST by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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Hmmm, he scams restaurants and he weighs 600 pounds. I think I see the problem.


3 posted on 12/11/2018 6:32:24 AM PST by rdl6989
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The obese thief once devoured five milk shakes before finding a hair in the shake and refusing to pay.

Me? I'm not going to eat a cake with a hair on it.

4 posted on 12/11/2018 6:33:07 AM PST by Gamecock (In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
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:: “He’s in his prison cell,” said Assistant State Attorney Kyan Ware. “He’s not getting out of that bed.” ::

And that “prison cell” weighs 600+ pounds and is made of human flesh.


9 posted on 12/11/2018 6:42:00 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic, Anthropogenic Climate Alterations: The acronym explains the science.)
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Feed him nothing but multi vitamins and romaine lettuce for the next two years. I’d bet he will be able to walk out under his own power at the end of his sentence...


12 posted on 12/11/2018 6:44:48 AM PST by jonascord (First rule of the Dunning-Kruger Club is that you do not know you are in the Dunning-Kruger club.)
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Let me guess, he stole somebody’s Sweat Roll.


15 posted on 12/11/2018 6:57:52 AM PST by An.American.Expatriate (Here's my strategy on the War against Terrorism: We win, they lose. - with apologies to R.R.)
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Dale the whale.


16 posted on 12/11/2018 6:58:54 AM PST by wally_bert (We're low on dimes in fun city.)
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Seems the gluten imprisoned himself.


17 posted on 12/11/2018 7:08:15 AM PST by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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I heard he got a flesh eating disease. The doctors gave him 99 years to live.


18 posted on 12/11/2018 7:10:39 AM PST by mkmensinger
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Seems like the smart route - he pretty much put himself under an early death sentence...no reason for us to foot the bill for his medical issues.


19 posted on 12/11/2018 7:14:48 AM PST by trebb (Those who don't donate anything tend to be empty gasbags...no-value-added types)
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Actually, he was probably right about 7-Eleven having moldy jerky.

Sentence him to jail and have him work in the kitchen so he’ll know what it takes to prepare food for jerks.


26 posted on 12/11/2018 8:08:13 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know. how people are infected with Ebola.")
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...and don’t skimp on the pate’.


28 posted on 12/11/2018 8:10:48 AM PST by JZelle
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Probably fry chicken in what’s on the bottom of his bath tub.


29 posted on 12/11/2018 8:17:20 AM PST by Palio di Siena
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This guy brings to mind that famous old Cuban song, "One Ton Of Fellow".

32 posted on 12/11/2018 8:27:59 AM PST by Songcraft
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Can’t believe he’s made it to 38.


33 posted on 12/11/2018 8:30:10 AM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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