[SMGFan]

Addiction in moderation... But stole no rolls or slices of bread?

Good thing they didn't steal roast beef. Deli counter meat is $$ but seriously.

Someone will crunch the numbers. … 8 years … 5 days a week.. 50 weeks a year

What price per pound? /s

[SMGFan]

Johnny Cash - One Piece At A Time (1976)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws-_syszg84

[Robert DeLong]

Quite frankly I am surprised that a prosecutor would agree to the felony charge. Mainly because the only proof he/she has is the word of some other employee. A decent attorney would tear that up in court. Perhaps they had a camera in that area that captured her activities?

[C210N]

Amazing how there is a Far Side for every situation!

[V_TWIN]

“an employee had been eating three to five slices of ham nearly every day over eight years.”

On top of his legal troubles, dude needs to see a cardiologist. That ain’t healthy.

[moovova]

Dang muslims.

[2banana]

My deli gives free slices to kids all day long.

Must be 100’s of slices a day...

[ptsal]

Call Herr Mueller and has investigator Weissman.
This matter is clearly related to their investigation.

[WKUHilltopper]

Michael Moore worked there?

[Tax-chick]

Authorities say she also sometimes ate salami.

Well, that's just unacceptable.

[Lazamataz]

What did Trump know
and when did he know it???

[Fido969]

$9,200? Sounds like the cops when they issue a press release talking about the “street value” of a couple of bags of dope seized in a bust.

Either than, or the price of ham is too d@mn high!

[Mr. K]

3 to 5 SLICES of ham per day?

There must be something more here.

Any deli operators here?

Isn’t there that much waste in cut-off end pieces and scrap you can’t sell?

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

I would argue that it wasn’t the felony theft of $9,200 worth of the grocer’s merchandise, but a large number of petty thefts of a couple slices of baloney over a period of time. Heck, some of them might even be past the statute of limitations.

I hope they never calculate the number of single grapes I’ve eaten without paying for them over the years.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

If it was Subway 5 slices a day for eight years would be a pound and a half.

[Jamestown1630]

She was ‘low-carbing’...

[aomagrat]

I hope Arby’s doesn’t investigate my 2 years working there as a teenager on the ‘70’s.

[Karl Spooner]

I would vote Not Guilty since Hillary is still running around free. Equal justice.

[4yearlurker]

Speaking as someone who started cutting meat in 1975,and worked many different supermarkets (including a few Giant Eagles) as a meat cutter,meat manager and deli person,I can't make heads or tales of this story. When I worked at the GE down the road from me,eating any product like that was a no no. This particular GE must be a Union shop and they want to get rid of this person.

[READINABLUESTATE]

Isn’t there a statute of limitations on processed meats?

[Craftmore]

Have worked many delis over the years,was always told by the owner/manager to go ahead and make myself a sandwich any time i worked.was never considered theft.