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"Yeah, I snort a lot since that sexy young filly moved in next stall"

1 posted on 08/09/2018 11:50:47 AM PDT by ETL
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I was told that when greeting a horse for the first time, a person should always snort at the horse. Thought it was an old wives tale or something to make me look stupid.

Now, maybe not.


2 posted on 08/09/2018 11:53:22 AM PDT by taxcontrol
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Anyone who believes this crap has never been in front of a stallion that strongly desires you to be somewhere else.


3 posted on 08/09/2018 11:53:28 AM PDT by rjsimmon (The Tree of Liberty Thirsts)
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What do horses snort???? Hayseeds???


4 posted on 08/09/2018 11:53:44 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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I hear tell that obama snorts to make him happy


6 posted on 08/09/2018 11:56:40 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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Humans snort to get happy.


7 posted on 08/09/2018 11:56:54 AM PDT by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!)
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Siamese elephants do similar except they *snork*


10 posted on 08/09/2018 12:00:42 PM PDT by steveo
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Not a terribly scientific study. Horses snort for a number of reasons not associated with happiness.


12 posted on 08/09/2018 12:01:52 PM PDT by Centaur (Never practice moderation to excess.)
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How about when you play “Mister Ed” backwards?


13 posted on 08/09/2018 12:02:07 PM PDT by OttawaFreeper ("The Gardens was founded by men-sportsmen-who fought for their country" Conn Smythe, 1966)
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17 posted on 08/09/2018 12:10:00 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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Dogs ‘snort’ to show agreement...............


18 posted on 08/09/2018 12:12:11 PM PDT by Red Badger (July 2018 - the month the world learns the TRUTH......Q Anon)
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And....just before they charge you.


19 posted on 08/09/2018 12:14:38 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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Can’t believe we actually watched this...And then there was Francis the Talking Mule....wow....deep into the memory vault.


20 posted on 08/09/2018 12:15:59 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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My dog fake sneezes when its confused or excited. Seriously.


21 posted on 08/09/2018 12:16:18 PM PDT by dead
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Horses snort to get horse snot on you. That distracts you while they come in for the kill.

Don't even talk to me about why they love low overhanging tree branches...

22 posted on 08/09/2018 12:18:31 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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26 posted on 08/09/2018 12:27:40 PM PDT by Fido969 (In!)
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And when they laugh milk out of their nose?


29 posted on 08/09/2018 12:28:49 PM PDT by a fool in paradise
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Not unexpected considering that people snort and laugh too. Snorting makes babies giggle.

https://youtu.be/lbwwB1Tbbxo Snort laugh

Question is, do horses also fart more when they are happy because people do...


33 posted on 08/09/2018 1:07:13 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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My Morgan stallion was overjoyed when he crushed me against the stall, stomped on my foot and bit me in the ass.


34 posted on 08/09/2018 1:08:34 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ((((("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Kathleen A. Marchione.")))))))
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I will snort also, when I laugh really hard. I once had a great friend who snorted quite a bit when she laughed. It in itself was quite funny.


43 posted on 08/09/2018 4:33:18 PM PDT by Bellflower (Who dares believe Jesus? He says absolutely amazing things, which few dare consider.)
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