Posted on 07/29/2018 9:41:29 PM PDT by vannrox
Scientists from the University of Oxford have discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent but also very resistant to chronic illnesses, exciting right?
According to ABC News, the results found that women with bigger backsides tend to have lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar.
As is turns out, big butts are now proven to do more than just please the eye. This new study shows that women with big butts are less likely to have diabetes or heart problems.
And having a big butt requires an excess of Omega 3 fats, which have been proven to catalyze brain development.
The ABC News reports Professor Konstantinos Manolopoulos’s statement, the leader of the study, “Professor Konstantinos Manolopoulos, who leads the team at the University of Oxford, says that women with more fat on the buttocks have lower levels of cholesterol and glucose.”
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I’m sure you’re in the 10% I’m wrong about! ;)
#2. Hold on to your toupee. The WIND is about to blow.
Obviously the British researchers haven’t spend any time in a “hood” WalMart or KMart. If they had, they would have shot themselves rather than publish this report.
While a lot of “Big Booties” are the results of genetic heritage (i.e. Osteopigea - ex. Hottentot and Congo Pygmies who have extremely extended rear ends that store both water and fats to survive their harsh environments), in the “hoods” of DC, P.G. County and northern Virginia, the causes of “big butts” are extremely poor eating habits (some due to poverty, poor food education, and FRIED CHICKEN, PORK RINDS, AND GREASY COLLARD GREENS, PLUS FRENCH FRIES, cheap burgers by the pound, ice cream, soda, and Chili dogs with everything on them).
You have to feel sorry for these women who look like walking lard trucks because they suffer from many weight related physical ailments, pass on bad eating habits to their children, and smoke too damned much.
The same applies to a lot of men but they tend to have huge flabby stomachs instead of big butts.
Remember how the old “Rev.” Al Sharpton used to look - like a human blimp advertising “free buffets” every day - and he was the top moocher of free meals. Bankrupted many an “All you can eat” place in his life time.
Sometimes a little education and a little self control would help. Don’t know how it is in England since a lot of their food is full of fat and tastes like shit, but from the English women I’ve seen on TV in Antiques Roadshow and others, the women look like plump turkeys ready for Thanksgiving.
“big butts are now proven to do more than just please the eye”
I’ve got two eyes....
#63. That’s why they wrote the song or named the band “One Eyed Blind”.
I can’t believe no one here hasn’t mentioned Bertha Butt, one of the Butt Sisters.
I’ll be damned. 62 comments and no one has mentioned...
BERTHA!
Heh - you posted as I was looking for the image!
Heh. In my younger days I would have suggested a double date. Both of you hit the town with me. You have no idea what that level of confidence says to a woman. It was about a 50% thing. It was a matter of “she is hot, he is hot, I am hot, why not?”
Rationalizing fat America
A nice white girl Apple or peach butt
My wife’s 25 years of yoga and five foot 105 pounds is all I could ever ask for butt wise and I have a nice pic in grey yoga pants but it would be the shot heard round the net...I just woke up one day and noticed damn she now has a butt....it like lifted magically
Celebrity butts we all know....hmmm.....Mila Kunis for one
I just threw this in there cause she’s 52.....incredible woman
I like big butts I cannot lie....
Stunningly Beautiful ! You da lucky man :)
that is just nasty.....
Women with big butts are actually stupid. By packing away the fat necessary to develop such a posterior, they are creating a negative reaction to its appearance. The negative reaction is reality. To ignore that negative reaction, or engage in other forms of denial, is stupidity.
Actually they have no evidence that such women are smarter—only that they tend to have more Omega-3 fat.
Actually, higher testosterone women tend to be smarter—and they don’t tend toward a pear shape at all.
Nope—zero evidence of that at all.
In fact, it works to the contrary.
I think our English FReepers will take offense to you last comment.
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