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Posted on 06/15/2018 2:45:13 PM PDT by DUMBGRUNT
DeDe Phillips, of Hart County, was taking a picture of a new bumper sticker that she placed on her truck when she heard the neighbor’s dog frantically begin to bark. When she looked around, she saw a bobcat just steps away. The feline then “took two steps and was on top of me. ... It came for my face,” Phillips, 46, told the Athens Banner-Herald. Officials told WJCL that the bobcat tested positive for rabies. Phillips has paid $10,000 for rabies vaccinations thus far. “Thank God I am not a little woman,“ she said.“Thank God it wasn’t my daughter-in-law or my granddaughter.”
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What’s that...
Maybe 30 lbs of pure Hell?
Wow. This lady is something. Is she related to Davy Crockett? Does she also grin down bears?
They’re almost halfway to the goal already. Brave woman!
What did the bumper sticker say?
“What did the bumper sticker say?”
Cat scratch fever!
Wow! Any cat could do serious damage while it was being choked out. Kudos lady!
Pics of wounds.... https://fundly.com/let-s-help-dede?ft_pid=xuaeiyxn#gallery/6
For some reason I’m just curious what this woman looks like...
What did the bumper sticker say?
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She’s an anti Trumper. She was mocking Trump. Sticker said...
“Grab ‘em by the p-—y”
Obviously the bobcat took offense. But she - well she literally grabbed it by the p-—y.
/kidding.
Click the link in post 8. She says she’s a big woman. And she’s right.
But I like her!
ROFL!
That is wrong on sooo many levels! LOL
WTF! 10K a shot!.
Looks like a rather small country girl to me. Regardless, I’m impressed.
Does she also grin down bears?
Yes, but she had to stop, they were getting too torn up.
Dang, that is expensive.
I had to go through that after a similar situation back in about 1963. The whole 21 shot series cost my Dad about $400.
Must be 0bamacare related.
I'll sock it to you Daddy!
Who remembers THAT song?
All I did today was rescue a raccoon youth.
I haven’t heard that song in a million years. Probably unPC. They probably can’t play it anymore.
Misogynistic AND racist. A twofer.
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Troglodyte
The Jimmy Castor Bunch
What we’re gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time.
When the only people that existed were troglodytes...
Cave men, cave women, Neanderthal, troglodytes.
Let’s take the average cave man at home, listening to his stereo.
Sometimes he’d get up, try to do his thing.
He’d begin to move, something like this,
“Dance...dance”.
When he got tired of dancing alone, he’d look in the mirror,
“Gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman, gotta find a woman”.
He’d go down to the lake where all the women would be swimming or washing clothes or something.
He’d look around and just reach in and grab one.
“Come here...come here”.
He’d grab her by the hair.
You can’t do that today, fellas, ‘cause it might come off.
You’d have a piece of hair in your hand and she’d be swimming away from you (Ha, ha)
This one woman just lay there, wet and frightened.
He said: “Move... Move”.
She got up, she was a big woman, big woman.
Her name was Bertha, Bertha Butt, she was one of the Butt sisters.
He didn’t care. He looked up at her and said,
“Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me
Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me!”.
She looked down on him.
She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him.
She said, “I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”.
He said, “Wha?”.
She said, “I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”.
You know what he said? He started it way back then
I wouldn’t lie to you
When she said, “I’ll sock it to ya, Daddy”
He said “Right on! Right on! Hotpants! Hotpants! Ugh... Ugh... Ugh”.
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