Posted on 06/13/2018 5:56:31 AM PDT by simpson96
Chelsea Clinton seems to have a very thin skin these days.
Some guy on Twitter did a Photoshop portraying her as Howdy Doody (unfortunately for her, the two of them do look alike) and she fired back, in the creepiest passive-aggressive way you can imagine. Here is her sarcastic tweet:
"Thanks to Richard & all the people on @Twitter whove compared me to Howdy Doody, I now know a bit about him, including that he stood up to bullies & believed in being kind to animals. Im always happy to be on the side of allyship & kindness. Thanks again!"
In other words, the comparison bothered her so much she spent a mountain of time going over who Howdy Doody was in a quest to say something, anything, to put the guy down. Other celebs ignore their critics and refuse to dignify their jibes with comments, but Chels was bothered so much by this one she had to say something. Then she played passive-aggressive princess, saying Howdy Doody was a someone who liked animals and didn't believe in bullying, just as she does.
Oh.
At first I thought she was doxxing her critic, (snip) but actually, she was trying to claim that unlike her critic, she and Doody were nice people.
Guess a rich hedge-fund manager's wife has that kind of time. After she got what she was looking for in her Howdy Doody research, she blandly "exposed" her critic as a hypocrite for making her a figure of fun.
Like a public figure such as herself, with a noisy tweet feed, shouldn't ever, ever, be made a figure of fun.
Well, here's what the tweet that triggered her research looked like:
(snip)
Touchy, touchy, touchy...
Guess we know a lot more about Chelsea and her delicate sensitivities now.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
That might be because her skin is stretched over so much body these days
You want to be in the limelight expect to take the blows.
"...Chelsea Clinton looks like a donkey...
...Chelsea Clinton looks like Howdy Doody..."
This looks a lot like her. Unfortunately for Chelsea by giving it more media time and credence it sticks in people mind. So now when many of us think of Chelsea we’ll see or think of Howdy Dowdy’s face. This is really funny too. So that doesn’t help much.
I did a little Howdy Doody research too..
What could that arrogant airhead possibly have been thinking. Did she have NO idea she looks like a gigantic, ugly, stuffed black sausage?
The question is who was her Dad, for sure?
Answer that question, with verification, publicly and the Howdy Doody stuff will die down.
Hey kids, what time is it? It’s Chelsea Clinton time!
just think how Howdy feels.
With her mother’s genes at what age do the ankles explode?
Now that is just plain gross.
Stretchy Pants!
Good Look ,Chelsea!
Her parents brilliantly portrayed on Twilight Zone episodes(The Dummy/Living Dolt) with dad(?) (as himself) “Willie”...and mom “Talky Tina”?
My most enduring memory of Howdy Doody was the end of every show where Buffalo Bob reminded the kids of the importance of attending church.
Then Howdy chimed in, “You tell your Mom and Dad you’d like to go to Sunday School!”
No, a donkey would be accurate. Dem signal.
While I have no time for the childish visual comparisons it is interesting that she has nothing to say about those in her mother’s campaign and Podesta who roasted her...
Here's how I think it went down.
There's some twenty-something chick, fresh out of Harvard or Columbia, who is tasked with answering tweets and getting coffee on Chel's staff (yes, there is such a thing). A week or two ago, somebody compared Chelsea to a donkey, so this ditz wrote something like, "Oh yeah stupid, donkeys have superpowers and give rides to babies so I'm super-psyched that you think I'm like a donkey and everything sticks to you!"
Well, every semi-coherent mental dropping from Chelsea is to be treated like the royal poo, so all the sycophants in the media passed it about and praised it and declared it the finest poo in all the land and declared that the producer of the poo was victorious beyond compare in the issuance of the poo.
It came to pass that the twenty-something who actually produced the royal poo tweet had thirty seconds where people on the Team Chelsea noticed her as more than the coffee girl and she felt closer to Chelsea and closer still to a her future as an unbiased reporter at the NY Times. So the young maiden then lamely tried to recreate the magic but, unknowingly, she attributed personality traits to an object that is in fact a block of wood rather than a living thing. Her confusion was understandable though, because she actually does know somebody who looks exactly like that block of wood.
HD had entertainment value. She’s just another Clintoon leech.
It appears that Chelsea has inherited her mothers sense of humor.
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