***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Lucky9teen

[Lucky9teen]

YOU HAD ONE JOB

Those colors though...

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If you’re going to rob a store at least keep hold of the gun.

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A-MAZE-ING!

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Slow news day?

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Lucky it was only a paintball gun. #firearmsfriday

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Odd looking flute.

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We're all doomed

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May want to keep the dog inside next time.

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I'm not a fan of this guys work

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Well, that sucks!

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And, this does not suck.

A glitch in the Matrix

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[Mass Market]

Welcome back Lucky9teen. I missed these threads. Adding to the silliness.

Little Johnny’s mother was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle, the phone rang so she asked four-year-old Johnny to answer the phone.

Little Johnny ran out into the living room and answered the phone. “Mommy, it’s the minister,” he said to his mother.

From the kitchen, Johnny’s mom said, “Tell him I’ll call him back.”

Little Johnny spoke into the phone saying, “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”

[gymbeau]

I went into a cafe recently and asked for a coffee with no cream. The waitress, a blonde, said “we’re all out of cream, sir. Would you have it without milk!”

[gymbeau]

Sorry. “milk?”

[Bookwoman]

Welcome back, Lucky! This made my day!

[NEMDF]

Hoping you plan to tell us the actual solution to NAME THAT LIVING ROOM.

THANKS

[Beach333]

#4 has to be Golden Girls.

[Lucky9teen]

1. Brady Bunch

2. Roseanne

3. Fresh Prince of Bel Aire

4. Golden Girls

5. Martin

6. 3's Company

7. Cosby Show

8. Family Matters

9. Married With Children

[NEMDF]

Thanks!!

[servantboy777]

That’s funny

[Thom Pain]

I am SO HAPPY to see OFST today! Thank you!!!!!

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[dayglored]

CELEBRATE RETURN OF SILLINESS!! WELCOME BACK Lucky9teen!!

[lizma2]

Missed you much!!

Thx much for coming back.

[crusty old prospector]

Whoa, this is a blast from the past.

[Rummyfan]

Wow Lucky! So good to see the thread again. I really missed it. Used it as the source for my weekend humor emails! Again, great that you’re back!

[Silentgypsy]

So good to see you! How ya doin’ ?

[Lucky9teen]

From @RacineTimes

[Lucky9teen]

The struggle is real

[Silentgypsy]

Ai, caramba!

[Lucky9teen]

Just FYI - that is a satire site....in case it’s not obvious. :)