Just FYI - that is a satire site....in case it’s not obvious. :)
On Facebook, the Babylon Bee has a satire page. My favorite piece was the one about hell inventing 13 new versions of pineapple pizza to inflict on the world. Let’s see if I can post the link:
http://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-warns-consumers-that-kale-is-still-disgusting/
The issue is that I mistake the news for satire much of the time. ;-p
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