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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Lucky9teen

Posted on 06/08/2018 8:33:16 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

YOU HAD ONE JOB

Those colors though...

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If you’re going to rob a store at least keep hold of the gun.

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A-MAZE-ING!

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Slow news day?

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Lucky it was only a paintball gun. #firearmsfriday

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Odd looking flute.

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We're all doomed

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May want to keep the dog inside next time.

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I'm not a fan of this guys work

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Well, that sucks!

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And, this does not suck.


A glitch in the Matrix

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: matrix; ofst; onejob; silliness
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To: BenLurkin

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81 posted on 06/08/2018 5:00:49 PM PDT by diamond6 (Everybody who is for abortion have already been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lucky9teen

82 posted on 06/08/2018 5:44:49 PM PDT by Fast Moving Angel (It is no more than a dream remembered, a Civilization gone with the wind.)
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To: Lucky9teen

On Facebook, the Babylon Bee has a satire page. My favorite piece was the one about hell inventing 13 new versions of pineapple pizza to inflict on the world. Let’s see if I can post the link:

http://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-warns-consumers-that-kale-is-still-disgusting/


83 posted on 06/08/2018 7:07:53 PM PDT by Silentgypsy ( “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”__Scorpion)
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To: Lucky9teen

The issue is that I mistake the news for satire much of the time. ;-p


84 posted on 06/08/2018 7:12:19 PM PDT by Silentgypsy ( “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”__Scorpion)
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To: Silentgypsy

Oops.


85 posted on 06/08/2018 7:13:44 PM PDT by Silentgypsy ( “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”__Scorpion)
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To: Lucky9teen

http://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-sneaks-second-sermon-into-closing-prayer/


86 posted on 06/08/2018 7:16:15 PM PDT by Silentgypsy ( “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”__Scorpion)
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To: Lucky9teen

http://babylonbee.com/news/trump-accidentally-deports-statue-liberty/


87 posted on 06/08/2018 7:18:19 PM PDT by Silentgypsy ( “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”__Scorpion)
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To: Lucky9teen

http://babylonbee.com/news/pastor-forced-to-flee-country-after-forgetting-to-mention-mothers-day-in-sermon/


88 posted on 06/08/2018 7:20:23 PM PDT by Silentgypsy ( “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”__Scorpion)
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To: Silentgypsy

http://babylonbee.com/news/harvard-now-offering-four-year-degree-in-feeling-oppressed/


89 posted on 06/08/2018 7:22:28 PM PDT by Silentgypsy ( “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”__Scorpion)
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To: Lucky9teen

http://babylonbee.com/news/church-solves-tardiness-problem-volunteering-latecomers-childrens-ministry/


90 posted on 06/08/2018 7:27:22 PM PDT by Silentgypsy ( “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”__Scorpion)
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To: Lucky9teen

Ah, here we are:
http://babylonbee.com/news/hell-introduces-13-new-varieties-pineapple-pizza/


91 posted on 06/08/2018 7:30:29 PM PDT by Silentgypsy ( “If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.”__Scorpion)
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To: Lucky9teen

A friend ask me if I wanted to invest in a new sports bar chain like Hooters. He said lots of older guys like to go to those type “breastaurants” to drink beer and watch the game but felt uneasy looking at the very young scantily clad girls.

So his idea is to have good looking and fit barmaids/waitresses to be in their 50’s and 60’s in his new chain of sports bars wearing halter tops and short shorts. He said he already had a perfect name for the bar -— Saggy’s.


92 posted on 06/08/2018 8:20:29 PM PDT by slag (reelect nobody)
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To: Red Badger

IT’S BACK!!!! All praise for silliness!!!!


93 posted on 06/08/2018 8:25:21 PM PDT by Ronin (Blackface or bolt-ons, it's the same fraud. - Norm Lenhart)
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To: Lucky9teen

Winning!
Even Lucky9teen has returned!


94 posted on 06/09/2018 5:00:06 AM PDT by JDoutrider
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To: Lucky9teen

Welcome back...….glad you returned.


95 posted on 06/09/2018 6:14:39 AM PDT by Yorlik803
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To: Lucky9teen

96 posted on 06/09/2018 9:14:02 PM PDT by Trillian
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To: VanDeKoik; Lucky9teen; Red Badger; NEMDF; BenLurkin; SERKIT; LS; a fool in paradise; ShadowAce

Broadcasters showed a cat running through the field and the stands in Cincy a couple of weeks ago (1 min. 55 sec.)
Under the video of the cat’s antics there was this priceless comment:
“This coverage only encourages more cats to run onto the field” —— lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOoEqqriviU


97 posted on 07/27/2018 1:02:09 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (duct tape and cable ties are worth more than pussy hats and resistance)
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To: a little elbow grease

““This coverage only encourages more cats to run onto the field” —— lol”

Like the “DEER XING” lady.

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98 posted on 07/27/2018 1:06:52 PM PDT by Mears
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To: Mears

lol


99 posted on 07/27/2018 1:12:53 PM PDT by a little elbow grease (duct tape and cable ties are worth more than pussy hats and resistance)
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To: Lucky9teen

Yay!


100 posted on 07/27/2018 1:38:38 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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