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...And don't roller skate in a buffalo herd..................
1 posted on 05/29/2018 12:50:25 PM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

That would be a “pants on fire” moment.


2 posted on 05/29/2018 12:52:04 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine ("Married with children.")
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It never occured to me this would be a bad idea. Thanks USGS!


3 posted on 05/29/2018 12:53:15 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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Don’t piss into the wind.

Or after drinking don’t say “hold my beer and watch this.”

5.56mm


4 posted on 05/29/2018 12:53:31 PM PDT by M Kehoe
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Don’t tug on Superman’s cape


5 posted on 05/29/2018 12:53:46 PM PDT by gubamyster
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Hawaiian S’mores, now with real crunchy Lava Bits tm.


7 posted on 05/29/2018 12:54:15 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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If I lived there and I was fourteen again, I would already know the answer.


8 posted on 05/29/2018 12:56:36 PM PDT by Raycpa
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Wait...you mean molten rock is dangerous..

Who knew...?


10 posted on 05/29/2018 12:57:22 PM PDT by Popman (Wisdom is not what you know about the world but how well you know God.)
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Hot dogs are probably OK, though, right?


12 posted on 05/29/2018 12:58:42 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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Marshmallows seem like such a boring waste of this volcanic event.

Would it be unwise if “someone” had already thought about the possibility of cooking a pig over the hot lava?

(Asking for a friend)


15 posted on 05/29/2018 12:59:54 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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Dang me!


16 posted on 05/29/2018 1:01:48 PM PDT by SpinnerWebb (Winter is coming)
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Lava marshmallows taste bad? Got it.

Still if anyone is stupid enough to risk their life to get a video of the reaction, that would be cool.

Kind of makes you wonder if the USGS has already tried roasting marshmallows.


18 posted on 05/29/2018 1:04:43 PM PDT by DannyTN
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Is it a youtube challenge yet?

It will be.

19 posted on 05/29/2018 1:04:47 PM PDT by yesthatjallen
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Needed for same type of people the necessitated this sign. “Do not pass snowplow on the right”


20 posted on 05/29/2018 1:05:36 PM PDT by TruthWillWin ([MSM])
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I’d be down for roasting weenies on a long stick over the slower moving lava flows.


21 posted on 05/29/2018 1:06:25 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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Terrific. Now we’ll have millenials dumping marshmallows all over the lava. Hopefully with a few spectacular mishaps.


25 posted on 05/29/2018 1:12:50 PM PDT by bluejean (The lunatics are running the asylum)
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Useful advice from our gummit. Our tax money at work!


26 posted on 05/29/2018 1:18:08 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicans aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
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Not surprised. It seems that every year someone wanders off the sidewalks at Yellowstone. Volcanic heated ponds and pots can kill a person? Who knew?


27 posted on 05/29/2018 1:18:59 PM PDT by colorado tanker
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The next BIG THING on Face Book The Volcano Roasted Marshmallow CHALLENGE!!!


29 posted on 05/29/2018 1:26:06 PM PDT by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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And you don’t pull on superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the wind, you don’t pull the mask off the Lone Ranger and you DON’T mess around with JIM!


30 posted on 05/29/2018 1:26:32 PM PDT by mc5cents (Pray for a new Pope)
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But roasting wieners is OK.

At least with a tungsten grill.

31 posted on 05/29/2018 1:27:53 PM PDT by pierrem15 ("Massacrez-les, car le seigneur connait les siens")
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