It never occured to me this would be a bad idea. Thanks USGS!
Some dimwit asked them. What response would you have preferred them to give?
It still sounds like a cool challenge.
They didn’t say you couldn’t roast PEEPS or hot dogs though.
Art of Manliness has an entry called six Foods You Can Cook on a Stick
https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/6-foods-you-can-cook-on-a-stick/