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Subaru-- Young couple are looking for a nature trail on a map in a country store, and a blind guy tells them "You can't find it on a map, but I can take you there". Driving there he tells them to turn left here, and when they get there tells them "if you listen closely you can hear the whales". I know Hollywood would have us believe all blind people get magical Daredevil like powers that allow them to do everything sighted people can, but BLIND PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE WHEN RIDING IN A CAR! In my version they turn left and go off a cliff.

McDonalds-- Black teenager runs into McDonalds with a letter from a college he applied to and hands it to the manager. The manager gathers the whole staff around as he opens and reads it (can the applicant not read?), leaving the cars in the drive through waiting for their burgers and fries. Everyone waits in suspense as he opens it and they find out he is accepted and everyone cheers. But what if he's rejected, and totally humiliated in front of the whole staff?

So what ads irritate you?

1 posted on 04/24/2018 1:44:29 PM PDT by Hugin
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Any and all commercials about interracial couples (usually a black man with a white wife) bouncing around on a mattress where neither of them have wedding rings on.

And every damned commercial that has at the very least, one black guy or black woman in it, no matter how stupid it looks: 4 kids sitting a a breakfast table, one of whom is black. Four guys sitting watching a football game; one of whom is black.

And any and all commercials where the black ladies hair look like it exploded.

And top it off with almost every single man in all commercials who has a three-day beard. Men are not allowed to shave anymore no matter what they’re advertising.

And all commercials with the male-put-down who show a fat guy with red hair (gotta’ have red hair) who is dumber than a rock, usually married to a very good looking woman.


28 posted on 04/24/2018 1:59:57 PM PDT by laweeks
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Every other commercial is pushing interracial marriage. Doesn't drive me nuts,I just wonder why.
29 posted on 04/24/2018 2:00:22 PM PDT by 4yearlurker ("There stands mother under the oleanders,open the windows." A dying cowboys last words,1879.)
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"Come find me!"


33 posted on 04/24/2018 2:01:24 PM PDT by Drew68
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Almost all of them irritate me and for all the reasons mentioned plus a few more.


34 posted on 04/24/2018 2:01:42 PM PDT by yarddog
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The Snickers commercial where the doctor left his phone in the patient. During a Gonzaga game, it played 26 times...how do I know? It was reported in the game coverage.


35 posted on 04/24/2018 2:01:48 PM PDT by Night Hides Not (Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad! Remember Gonzales! Come and Take It!)
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All the late night phone sex ads.


38 posted on 04/24/2018 2:02:17 PM PDT by VRWCarea51 (The Original 1998 Version)
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This one drives Me nuts!!!
40 posted on 04/24/2018 2:03:06 PM PDT by mabarker1 ((Progress- the opposite of congress))
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Too numerous, but good topic.
I agree w/many choices here.

And then there’s the Voya orange squirrel. WTF?
It’s so stupid I had to look up what company it is, so I think that tells me they’re missing the mark.


41 posted on 04/24/2018 2:04:28 PM PDT by GnuThere
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I cut the cable 5 years ago so the only time I see TV is when I’m visiting my parents.

One thing that struck me — having watched only Netflix for years — is how MANY commercials there are in any given program on TV. One after another.


43 posted on 04/24/2018 2:05:19 PM PDT by Skooz (Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us)
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The chili’s commercial with the mega irritating music. I mute it asap.


44 posted on 04/24/2018 2:05:28 PM PDT by Justice
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we watch almost no BoobToob
but the constant begging on PBS is just HORRID!

and... on radio, we get all kinds of RIPOFF sounding high-pressure screech type ads to sign up for various dubious-at-best investment schemes... or to purchase Magical pills that will turn old, tired guys into HUGE Jack-hammers

Radio used to have ads for recognized goods like cars and foods, or retailers like Sears or Macys or Walmart. Now, so many of the ads are for SUCH TRASH.. I wonder what’s happened?????????????????????


47 posted on 04/24/2018 2:06:24 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicans aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
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Tree falls on car.
Pizza is safe until dufus picks it up and slips on ice.
Bingo! Replacement pizza!
First time...it sucked!
Next 10,000 times...even suckier!


49 posted on 04/24/2018 2:07:08 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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Tree falls on car.
Pizza is safe until dufus picks it up and slips on ice.
Bingo! Replacement pizza!
First time...it sucked!
Next 10,000 times...even suckier!


50 posted on 04/24/2018 2:07:15 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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‘So what ads irritate you?’

State Farm ad where the snotty wife encounters her husband trying to find a vehicle, and she says ‘why don’t I help’...I say ‘why don’t you go sit on a tenpenny nail...?’

another bugaboo; posters who rush to inform us they no longer watch TV on a thread like this, thus establishing their culturally correct virtues...


52 posted on 04/24/2018 2:07:34 PM PDT by IrishBrigade
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Ben Mankiewicz and some twit on the TCM Wine Club:

“I’m scared to sniff the milk...”

Both are insufferable, and more so because it runs twenty times a day. Their wine club must be like the Columbia Record Club, easy to get in, but then only one hit wonders after the first order.


54 posted on 04/24/2018 2:08:47 PM PDT by IgnaciKat
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I’m getting really tired of Flo, the Gecko, the talking Progressive box, and Jim Adler - The Texas Hammer.


55 posted on 04/24/2018 2:09:01 PM PDT by al_c (LIBERAL - Laughable Iconsiderate Blaming Entitled Ranting Anti-christian Loudmouth)
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Principal Investments.

Mother is distraught after husband dies. Son sees mom crying and goes out. Mother thinks he's rebelling and staying out all night. Kid got job to help mom pay the bills to keep the house.

The commercial just seems a bit too overwrought to me.

-PJ

56 posted on 04/24/2018 2:09:08 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (The 1st Amendment gives the People the right to a free press, not CNN the right to the 1st question.)
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ANY commercial with rap music.
That Trivago guy.

The best are the Gutfeld Show movie and event trailer "commercials".

60 posted on 04/24/2018 2:10:30 PM PDT by Psalm 73 ("I will now proceed to entangle the entire area".)
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I like the ones where a sheister attorney says “If you’ve taken (miracle drug) or “If you’ve used this (medical device) and now have terminal brain cancer, call my office immediately and I’ll turn your surviving relatives into millionaires (after I take my 40% of the action)”.

The scary thing is that, presumably, the FDA cleared these drugs and devices for use by the public.


62 posted on 04/24/2018 2:11:13 PM PDT by Signalman
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EVERY single one for pharmaceuticals.

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68 posted on 04/24/2018 2:12:59 PM PDT by Mears
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