Want To Lose A Lot Of Weight Fast?

Hot Air ^ | 11:21 am on February 23, 2018 | Jazz Shaw

[entropy12]

Want To Lose A Lot Of Weight Fast? Move To Venezuela! Despite the admittedly sarcastic nature of the title of this article, today’s story highlights an ongoing, dire, and rapidly worsening situation for the people of Venezuela. As the socialist government of dictator Nicolas Maduro continues to drive the nation toward complete collapse, a new study compiled by three universities shows that that vast majority of Venezuelans are literally starving at this point. The problem has become so serious that the average citizen there has lost nearly 25 pounds of body weight over just the past year. (Reuters)

[SuperLuminal]

"The No Food diet. Works every time. "

Particularly if includes 4-6 hours of sex every day...

[Noamie]

Dude, there is always some humorless, literalist, dud on here who can’t discern sarcasm or a joke. Amirite?

[Muntic0re]

diet+refular exercises

[PLMerite]

"Probably a good time to visit Venezuela? Lots of skinny and HUNGRY chicks down there."

Right! Who needs Roofies! Bring a couple bags of these:

[OliverTwik]

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