Posted on 02/12/2018 1:37:08 PM PST by Conserv
The next Mars-bound SpaceX payload.
No, see? My face really DOES look like my ass.
She looks like she’s hanging from a hook on the wall. Which is not the WORST idea...
Dude! Try Sizing!.....................
It's mean, I know, but my first thought was 'Maz without the glasses'.
Be grateful I am wearing makeup! btw, did anyone see my Popeye?
Howdy Doody had sex with a pink flamingo.
That is their love child.
I’m reminded of Marla Hooch in “League of Their Own”. Camera panned far away - “What a hitter!”
“What, Me Worry?”
I’m at work. I am trying not to let that be seen on my computer. It would be as bad a porn. (I have to quit this thread before I have to answer to “WHAT’S THAT?”
Never mind. I wrote out what I wanted to say and it was funny as hell but I don’t want the aggravation of being flamed by those with delicate sensibilities. So deleted.
“I am Hathor, hear me roar!”
Those figures on the wall reminded me of some sort of Egyption god or something. Found it:
“Hathor was the daughter of Ra and the patron goddess of women, love, beauty, pleasure, and music. She is depicted in three forms; as a cow, as a woman with the ears of a cow, and as a woman wearing the headdress of a cow’s horns....
There was a dark side to Hathor. It was believed that Ra sent her to punish the human race for its wickedness, but Hathor wreaked such bloody havoc on earth that Ra was horrified and determined to bring her back. He tricked her by preparing vast quantities of beer mixed with mandrake and the blood of the slain. Murdering mankind was thirsty work, and when Hathor drank the beer she became so intoxicated that she could not continue her slaughter.”
Dobby form Harry Potter in a special guest appearance...
Too bad none of Max's humor gene went to her
.....Me Thinks , Kathy Griffin must have found a wealthy suga-daddy
from with in the ranks of the leftist socialists,
probably George Soros has funded her life style.....
Alfred E. Neuman has joined the transgendered movement? 😳
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