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Doritos to Make ‘Lady-Friendly’ Chips That Don’t Crunch for Women
New York Post ^ | Sun February 4, 2018

Posted on 02/05/2018 1:41:48 PM PST by nickcarraway

SNIP

Global chief exec Indra Nooyi told Freakonomics Radio: “Although women would love to crunch crisps loudly, lick their fingers and pour crumbs from the bag into their mouth afterwards, they prefer not to do this in public.

“You watch a lot of the young guys eat the chips, they love their Doritos, and they lick their fingers with great glee, and when they reach the bottom of the bag they pour the little broken pieces into their mouth, because they don’t want to lose that taste of the flavor, and the broken chips in the bottom.

“Women would love to do the same, but they don’t. They don’t like to crunch too loudly in public. And they don’t lick their fingers.”

SNIP

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1 posted on 02/05/2018 1:41:48 PM PST by nickcarraway
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2 posted on 02/05/2018 1:44:11 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Shouldn’t people be terrified of soda?


3 posted on 02/05/2018 1:44:51 PM PST by nickcarraway
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LOL seriously..chick doritos LOL..Im a chick and I love hearing the crunch sound, hello, they are chips!


4 posted on 02/05/2018 1:44:59 PM PST by Sarah Barracuda
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“Women would love to do the same, but they don’t.

BS! THEY DO!..................

5 posted on 02/05/2018 1:45:37 PM PST by Red Badger (Wanna surprise? Google your own name. Wanna have fun? Google your friends names......)
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To: nickcarraway

Had to check the calendar. Thought it might be April 1.

Good grief, this nitwit is the Pepsi CEO.


6 posted on 02/05/2018 1:46:45 PM PST by Flick Lives
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She must be thinking of Indian women. They would just love to have some chips, period..............


7 posted on 02/05/2018 1:47:13 PM PST by Red Badger (Wanna surprise? Google your own name. Wanna have fun? Google your friends names......)
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To: Sarah Barracuda
LOL seriously..chick doritos LOL..Im a chick and I love hearing the crunch sound, hello, they are chips!

If a chip doesn't go "crunch", it's a sign it's really stale. That, or the dog got into the chip bag.

8 posted on 02/05/2018 1:48:26 PM PST by Flick Lives
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Was it really so long ago?

Ali Landry Doritos ad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZJm1taBsVI


9 posted on 02/05/2018 1:48:34 PM PST by dfwgator
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Ughhh, this is such obvious paid advertising posing as a news article. Disgusting.


10 posted on 02/05/2018 1:49:36 PM PST by FreeFromWhat
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Of course we lick our fingers.

We also stick our finger in everything we cook, mix meatballs with our hands, crimp the pie crust, beat the meat etc etc.

We're not stepford wives....we're real....And noisy chips are the least of our problems.

11 posted on 02/05/2018 1:50:17 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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Another: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpxu7hMZB7k


12 posted on 02/05/2018 1:52:19 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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Does anyone know insane asylum did this CEO escaped from?


13 posted on 02/05/2018 1:53:44 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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^ which


14 posted on 02/05/2018 1:55:10 PM PST by I Drive Too Fast
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Hmmm... then I reckon they will be called Doritas. Right?


15 posted on 02/05/2018 1:55:30 PM PST by Clutch Martin (Hot sauce aside, every culture has its pancakes, just as every culture has its noodle.)
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To: FreeFromWhat

If so, miscalculated, since they are being made fun of.


16 posted on 02/05/2018 1:57:00 PM PST by nickcarraway
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Maybe I’m a bit more cynical than usual after the Tide blitz yesterday made me realize the “Tide Pod challenge” was just viral marketing for Tide, but it doesn’t seem like the Post is making fun of them.

Now excuse me while I go lick my fingers with great glee before pouring the broken pieces at the bottom of the bag into my mouth because I don’t want to lose that taste of the flavour,


17 posted on 02/05/2018 2:01:47 PM PST by FreeFromWhat
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To: Sarah Barracuda

There is a word for chips that dont crunch,,,,,,,,,,,,”STALE”!!!


18 posted on 02/05/2018 2:05:15 PM PST by MagUSNRET
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To: Red Badger

“BS! THEY DO!”

Agreed. I see it all the time.


19 posted on 02/05/2018 2:12:31 PM PST by Paulie (America without Christ is like a Chemistry book without the periodic table.)
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In the hoity-toity circles SHE moves around in, they probably don’t...................


20 posted on 02/05/2018 2:14:51 PM PST by Red Badger (Wanna surprise? Google your own name. Wanna have fun? Google your friends names......)
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