PD: Goodyear woman fires shots at husband, 'To make him listen to me'

ABC15.com ^ | 1/8/2018 | Joe Enea

[simpson96]

GOODYEAR, AZ - A Goodyear woman is accused of firing shots at her husband who was sitting on the toilet.

Goodyear police report that on December 30 they received a call from a man who said his wife was shooting at him. Officers met the man near his home in the area of Pebble Creek Parkway and Indian School Road.

The man reportedly told police that his wife of 32 years was upset and had been yelling at him for two days.

He said he was on the toilet when 69-year-old Linda Jean Fahn barged in and fired two shots above his head.

Police contacted and detained Fahn in the home. She allegedly said to police, "I shot two bullets at the wall above his head to make him listen to me."

She claimed that "he would have to be ten feet tall to be hit by the bullets." However, police estimated that the shots were fired about seven inches above the man's head as he was slouched on the toilet.

Fahn has been charged with aggravated assault.

[Seruzawa]

Maybe he’ll listen next time.

[rjsimmon]

A Goodyear woman is accused of firing shots at her husband who was sitting on the toilet.

Probably scared the crap out of him.

[Moonman62]

He probably wishes that she had hit him in the head.

[Doogle]

.....yo buddy,better pass on the mushrooms

[\/\/ayne]

Yep, that’s how wives make husbands take out the trash and such in Arizona.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

If he was ‘sitting’ on the toilet, she can’t have been accusing him of leaving the seat up!

She be cray-cray!

[Blue Jays]

"...shots fired..."

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They should explore marriage counseling.

[Uncle Miltie]

Bookmark for further hilarity later.

[nickcarraway]

I guess he tired of listening to her.

[Uncle Miltie]

I’m guessing it hasn’t been a Good Year yet.

[o-n-money]

He’s over his constipation.

[neverevergiveup]

Shocking, considering that women are compassionate and non-violent and should preferentially be running the world..

[Uncle Miltie]

Can’t a guy even take a d*** in peace?

[Larry Lucido]

A Goodyear woman

She was “tired” of him.

[dgbrown]

Doesn’t she understand that we just pretend to listen when the nagging begins? I am waiting for the left to make it mandatory for husbands to listen.

[rrrod]

Hate it when this happens...

[AppyPappy]

“I shot two bullets at the wall above his head to make him listen to me.”

Translation: “I shot two bullets at the wall above his head to make him obey me.”

[Larry Lucido]

[catnipman]

i REALLY hope this doesn’t start a trend ...