[Wuli]

While I smile for pretense, take you f^%$ing left hand off my thigh you pervert.

[TigersEye]

Al gropes a corpse!?

[Repealthe17thAmendment]

You have such big fingers, Al.

[dontreadthis]

the cameras are on, don’t smell your fingers

[ClearCase_guy]

“Al, if you don’t resign your seat, they will stab you now.”

[matt1234]

“I’ll show you my fake smile if you show me yours.”

[Slyfox]

The guy in between them: I need to close my eyes, but I need to keep them open.

[Slyfox]

Al, I didn’t know you were a left-handed!

[Jhadur]

“Grab ‘em by the...”

Good Lord, somebody bring me some brain bleach!

[LostInBayport]

Al: Ooh, is that from Victoria's Secret?

Debbie: No, but it was June Allyson's secret until she did those commercials. But I appreciate the compliment!

[Redleg Duke]

“About Last Night...”

[Cats Pajamas]

Its okay Al, we know your fighting the good fight in the war on women!

[lightman]

“You’re a bad comedian who has become a bad joke!”

[equaviator]

Al to Debbie: “That’s Justin Verlander, right behind me...the MLB star who just married the hot model Kate Upton!?”

Debbie to Al: Yeah, but you’ve got nothing on her, Al.

[Cats Pajamas]

[fruser1]

You weren’t expecting a sandbox, were you?

[Califreak]

Stabenow, Stabenow.

I forgot what her deal is but IIRC it wasn’t good.

[crusty old prospector]

No, Al. I won’t manipulate your Frankenfurter.

[onona]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Sivad]

“Odd or even, Deb?”