Rogue planet could bring end of days this weekend

Fox "news" ^

[BenLurkin]

Conspiracy theorists are claiming that a rogue planet will disrupt Earth’s orbit this Sunday and bring about a series of catastrophic earthquakes that could decimate life as we know it

Nibiru, also known as Planet X, was originally supposed to destroy our world on Sept. 23...

But that day came and went without an apocalypse in sight.  Now theorists say that Nibiru will come near our planet this weekend and throw off our gravitational forces and with it, bring hellfire and brimstone.

Nibiru is a hypothesized planet located on the outer edges of our solar system that allegedly completes one orbit around the sun every 3,600 years and theorists believe that its gravitational influence has disrupted the orbits of other planets in the solar system over hundreds of years ago and that Earth’s time is nigh.

It’s also claimed that this alleged planet sends plasmatic energy particles through our solar system and that the flow of energy can disrupt the core flows of the earth and trigger drastic and dangerous changes in the climate.

[BenLurkin]

Uranus!

[SkyDancer]

Dilly Dilly!

[wheresmyusa]

Duck and cover.

[mewzilla]

Okay, who’s got the The Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator??

[butlerweave]

and it’s going to be cloudy here all weekend ,D’oh

[COBOL2Java]

R.E.M. It's the End of the World

[GnuThere]

I have an avocado I’d better eat.
If we live til next week, it’ll go bad.

[BenLurkin]

[faithhopecharity]

Plasma ltic energy particles attack! The latest mass- murder weapon in the Muslim twrrorists’ arsenal

[mikrofon]

this alleged planet sends plasmatic energy particles through our solar system and that the flow of energy can disrupt the core flows of the earth and trigger drastic and dangerous changes in the climate

There you go… Scientific evidence that it's not mankind causing global warming ;-)

[ProudFossil]

Actually I am much more afraid of the political correctness rampant about sexual harassment now. My wife is even looking at me with a strange look. Maybe I should become a Democrat to be protected.

[Cicero]

Let’s wait until after Thanksgiving. And Christmas. And . . . .

[simpson96]

Run in circles! Scream and shout!

[353FMG]

Mash it first, add teaspoon of sugar and two tablespoons of Makers Mark.

Thank me later.

[tumblindice]

Decimate means one out of ten. I can live with that.

[Conservative Gato]

Run in circles! Scream and shout!

Ruh Roh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNKVyoG-AUk

:)

[Jim Noble]

I always watch out for plasmatic energy particles...

[Mr. K]

what, again?

[Mr. K]

[txhurl]

Can’t even imagine what that tastes like, but I’ll try bourbon with Cocoa Crispies if someone suggested it.