Sex injuries are on the rise and this is the number one place couples hurt themselves

UK Daily Mirror ^ | 10/17 | Dave Burke

[TangledUpInBlue]

"When it comes to sex, we see everything from neck injuries to wrist fractures, ankle sprains and, of course, back problems. Hernias are common, too, close to where the adductor muscles of the pelvic region become strained.

"With the back, we see everything from facet joint locks - where the back spasms and locks in a particular position - to full-blown disc prolapses and sciatic pain.

[TangledUpInBlue]

Or Ben Gay. I found that out the hard way.

[central_va]

Most injuries require penicillin.

[certrtwngnut]

You win the award for the post of the day.

[NorthMountain]

Wash your hands thoroughly after chopping up jalapenos ....

[Windflier]

If it hurts, you’re doing it wrong.

[Berlin_Freeper]

German nurses when I had cancer removed shortly after the hernia thing (may as well get it all done with):

Day shift on the left. Night shift on the right.
There is an overlap when update each other on your condition.
I asked if I can take their picture and they all snapped to it.

[Jolla]

Is it sex or the Olympics

if done correctly, YES it can be

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Carpal tunnel?

[Mr. K]

This is why the proper padding and safety equipment should always be used.

[Mr. K]

The Newlywed Game was the camels nose in the door.

Once “making whoopie” became commonplace on TV it was only a short trip to “fuggin’ they bitches” on prime time TV.

[GOYAKLA]

Riddle/Joke?
What can a bird do that a man can’t, besides fly?

[stylin19a]

I was thinking the #1 place they hurt themselves was in the bedroom.

[ichabod1]

Lewdness and innuendo have always been a part of television.

[T-Bone Texan]

You should reference the infamous “clean his balls” line on Hollywood Squares wherein Kent McCord (of Adam-12 fame) almost got up and walked off the set in disgust.

I think it was Florence Henderson who said it. She was talking about golf/golfers, IIRC.

[Hatteras]

[Bratch]

Actual clip:

Where Is The Weirdest Place You've Ever Had The Urge To Make Whoopee

[Buckeye McFrog]

My brother used to process claims for a health insurance company. He swears that based on the claim volume sex is about the most dangerous thing you could ever do.

[pgyanke]

Old “Newlywed Game” blooper —

Bob Eubanks: “Where is the strangest place you ever made whoopee?”
Lady: “In the butt”.

She didn't say "butt"...

[RedMonqey]

Carpal tunnel?

Chafing! (but not since I was a teenager!)

(Snicker, snicker)

[nickcarraway]

The kind of thing most people hope grandma will not mention.