You should reference the infamous “clean his balls” line on Hollywood Squares wherein Kent McCord (of Adam-12 fame) almost got up and walked off the set in disgust.
I think it was Florence Henderson who said it. She was talking about golf/golfers, IIRC.
I thought it was Arnold Palmers wife on Johnny Carson. She said something like,I wouldnt let him go out on the course without cleaning his balls, and Carson replied, I bet that makes his putter stand up!
The Dating Game classic was the bachorlet as one of the guys:
“If I were a trumpet and I blew you what sound would you make?”
His answer was “ I probably couldn’t talk!”