The G-Rated Version...
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Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere.....  |
Listen my children, cause this is it.
Where Paul Revere took a ____.
(deep and sincere apologies to Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)
May you be hung from a spreading chestnut tree................Longfellow’s ghost.............
His neighbors used to hear him shouting “The British are coming! The British are coming!” from within the privy after big feasts.
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Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere..... |